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  • Stuart_the_RedStuart_the_Red
    When you get in the car and scroll through the music on your phone and settle for The Best of Andy Williams! 
    Never done this before in my life!
  • limeygentlimeygent
    When climbing into your trousers is hazardous.
  • guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    When you think you can remember Charlton bearing the spanners, but you’re not too sure.
  • limeygentlimeygent
    When you see these old people, then find out they're ten years younger than you are.
  • limeygentlimeygent
    Stuart the Red said:
    When you get in the car and scroll through the music on your phone and settle for The Best of Andy Williams! 
    Never done this before in my life!
    I'll never be THAT old!
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Showmetheway2gohome said:
    When you haven’t a clue which light bulbs to buy and when you have it’s come to £25.for light bulbs 🤨

    And not only are the fucking things not bright enough, they last about 3 hours before needing replacing.
  • cafcdave123cafcdave123
    https://youtu.be/nMC9MRo1oMM
  • StigStig
    When names from the past that you'd expect to have forgotten pop into your head.

    We had a quiz last night. One of the answers was Troy McClure,  but for some reason the name in my head was Troy Tate. I don't even know anyone with that name, so I googled it. It turns out he was in Teardrop Explodes and Fashion (both bands I like). Never knew I knew of him.
  • StigStig
    When you suddenly realise that millennium night was 20 years ago... and then you worry that you might not have finished doing all the apologies you need to!
  • Raith_C_ChattonellRaith_C_Chattonell
    Watching Jools last night I casually enquired if the performer was Ragamuffin man.  My son said, 'Do you mean Rag 'n' bone man?'.  'Yeah, that 'im' I said.  'No it ain't,' replied my son.  Turned out he was some other random big geezer.

    Sometimes when I speak I hear my dear departed dad's voice.
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  • man_at_millettsman_at_milletts
    You find episodes of Count Arthur Strong funny.
  • Penfolds PermPenfolds Perm
    When you watch Six episodes of Mortimer and Whitehead gone fishing back to back, with obligatory Tea and Hobnobs. 
  • thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    The delivery driver carries two boxes with relative ease and I struggle to lift one.
  • SoleBayAddickSoleBayAddick
    T_C_E said:
    Out walking with my dogs 3 Females of the species standing chatting on the foot path. "Excuse me Ladies, may I get past" with that the reply came back "Ladies, cheeky git" Is Ladies no longer a PC term? Confused old bloke.... @DaveMehmet response is not required. ;)

    In the Anchor pre match, and some bloke was lord mayoring in front of the Barmaid, his mate told him to watch his language in front of a lady, to which the she replyed "I ain't no lady",

  • HoldkneebombHoldkneebomb
    When the typeface is too small and you take your specs off thinking they are your distance glasses and realise they are your reading glasses 
  • iaitchiaitch
    Is she still a would ya?
  • cafc375cafc375
    You have a quick Google to see what Holly Willoughby's mum looks like.
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  • StigStig
    When you literally have no idea what even other Lifers are talking about any more:

    bexleyaddick said:
    Gender Reveals - ffs get over yourselves, you're having a baby, stop acting as if you're the first to ever do it...  
    hoof_it_up_to_benty said:
    Period parties.

  • thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    edited January 2020
    You’re annoyed when you score 1 in the Pointless final having switched from an answer that turns out to be pointless.
  • aliwibblealiwibble
    Not _quite_ so bad, because it was secondary, but a kid I taught was elected as an MP in 2017.
  • cafcdave123cafcdave123
    aliwibble said:
    Not _quite_ so bad, because it was secondary, but a kid I taught was elected as an MP in 2017.
    did that make you proud or question your teaching?  
  • aliwibblealiwibble
    Given I only taught her for a year, I don't think I can claim any responsibility, and I highly doubt anything she learnt in GCSE Science had any bearing on that particular career path. :-)
  • ross1ross1
    aliwibble said:
    Given I only taught her for a year, I don't think I can claim any responsibility, and I highly doubt anything she learnt in GCSE Science had any bearing on that particular career path. :-)
    You might want to question your influence as a teacher, depending which party she stood for  :)
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