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Nicknames that should be

Low_Ears
Low_Ears Posts: 692
edited January 2009 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Why does the darts player Ted Hankey dress up like Dracula and call himself "The Count". Surely he should dress up as a red Indian and call himself Ted "The Chief" Hankey.

Are there any other sporting nicknames that aren't but should be?

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  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    maybe with his name he should cover himself in green and call himself "snotty" Hankey
  • DRAddick
    DRAddick Posts: 3,588
    Apparently he had an affair with Madonna and she wrote a song about it.
  • Sailor Browneye
    Sailor Browneye Posts: 324
    Doesn't he look like The Count off of Sesame Street?

    Darts players are great aren't they. John 'Boy' Walton - I don't think so!!!

    If a working men's club ever came to life and could speak, it would sound like Bobby George....
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,142
    My friend Phil, who also has a pub in Albufeira, is a good mate of John Walton, not only does he have the Walton name, apparently he is also one of a family of seven brothers and sisters. Hence the monicker.
  • carlsberg
    carlsberg Posts: 1,383
    the best nick name i ever heard is a fat dood at school called Simon. we used to call him 'Simon the pie-man'. Simple....genius!
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    One of my old workmates who is still a really good friend, is called john, lives in Eltham, so i nicknamed him Eltham John!! That was 10 years back, and he still answers to this name, mainly just Eltham!!
  • Robbo on the wing
    Robbo on the wing Posts: 4,135
    The bloke who comes on to the Madness song makes me cringe.
    The whole BBC darts is a pile of **** compareds to SKY's serving over christmas.
    LETS PLAY DARTS. F*** OFF.
  • carlsberg
    carlsberg Posts: 1,383
    lol ollie!
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    Cheers Carlsberg me ol son. As an aside, also had a good mate from Leeds, Northern Joe or the just simply the Northern one!
  • carlsberg
    carlsberg Posts: 1,383
    i know of a bloke in chatham called dirty bill from chatham hill.

    And dicko will back me up on this one. There was an old skanky fella who everyone knows for walking around asking everyone for a pound. He was banned from the town centre after a few years of harrassing people. It made the local paper with the headline ''Billy the quid banned from chatham town''.
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  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    Billy the quid is notorious!!

    You got a pound bruv.

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