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Stig
Stig Posts: 29,018
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I was walking past the Lowry hotel in Manchester and my first thought was, wow I never knew Lolwray had his own hotel.
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  • 25May98
    25May98 Posts: 712
    ...half the photos in your phone are screenshots from the Twitter thread. 
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    You are on long car journey and all the topics you start to discuss with your wife are based on CL posts.
  • DOUCHER
    DOUCHER Posts: 7,893
    when there's a transfer window open or a takeover 'imminent' - be interesting to see the figures in and out of transfer windows and i'd guess some of the takeover crunch points must have pulled in some record figures - CL's equivalent to who shot JR??   
  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 13,914
    thai malaysia addick said:
    You are on long car journey and all the topics you start to discuss with your wife are based on CL posts.
    This ... and Joe Rogan podcasts 
  • Hex
    Hex Posts: 1,886
    edited February 2020
    You read threads like this one.

    ..... and post !
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    You are sitting on the loo having a number 2 and immediately think you ought to check on CL to see if Brown59 has posted anything. 
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,141
    just this morning I was discussing binge watching box sets and how I don’t read anymore except crap on Charlton Life , which in itself stops me reading .
    then I was asked could I stop going on CL , no way Jose 
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    you check in at the Priory to get clean .. f*** the expense
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  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,842
    when productivity and subsequent career progression is impacted because of time rating plates
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    SporadicAddick said:
    when productivity and subsequent career progression is impacted because of time rating plates
    You need to change your username to SporadicLifer.

    See if that helps?  :wink:


  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    _MrDick said:
    ... You get accused of having an affair 

    OH: You’re never off that phone - who are you talking to
    ME: No one ... it’s Charlton Life
    OH : I don’t believe you. My ex husband was on his phone all the time and he was having an affair
    ME : I’m only looking at Charlton Life  
    OH : Are there woman on Charlton Life
    ME : Yes
    OH : What are their names
    ME : Weegie, Arsentatters Curb It
    OH: Are they single? I reckon you’re speaking to someone
    ME : WTF .... Ok I’ll put the phone down
    ME : Picks up iPad ...  
    That's why most of my posts are done whilst on the shitter
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    Carter said:
    _MrDick said:
    ... You get accused of having an affair 

    OH: You’re never off that phone - who are you talking to
    ME: No one ... it’s Charlton Life
    OH : I don’t believe you. My ex husband was on his phone all the time and he was having an affair
    ME : I’m only looking at Charlton Life  
    OH : Are there woman on Charlton Life
    ME : Yes
    OH : What are their names
    ME : Weegie, Arsentatters Curb It
    OH: Are they single? I reckon you’re speaking to someone
    ME : WTF .... Ok I’ll put the phone down
    ME : Picks up iPad ...  
    That's why most of my posts are done whilst on the shitter
    So ...... you were posting a Brown59 ?


  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,194
    _MrDick said:
    ... You get accused of having an affair 

    OH: You’re never off that phone - who are you talking to
    ME: No one ... it’s Charlton Life
    OH : I don’t believe you. My ex husband was on his phone all the time and he was having an affair
    ME : I’m only looking at Charlton Life  
    OH : Are there woman on Charlton Life
    ME : Yes
    OH : What are their names
    ME : Weegie, Arsentatters Curb It
    OH: Are they single? I reckon you’re speaking to someone
    ME : WTF .... Ok I’ll put the phone down
    ME : Picks up iPad ...  
    OH: Okay then, what username did you choose?
  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,897
    Stig said:
    I was walking past the Lowry hotel in Manchester and my first thought was, wow I never knew Lolwray had his own hotel.
    There's nothing matchstick about me I'll have you know 
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,103
    Fanny Fanackapan said:
    _MrDick said:
    ... You get accused of having an affair 

    OH: You’re never off that phone - who are you talking to
    ME: No one ... it’s Charlton Life
    OH : I don’t believe you. My ex husband was on his phone all the time and he was having an affair
    ME : I’m only looking at Charlton Life  
    OH : Are there woman on Charlton Life
    ME : Yes
    OH : What are their names
    ME : Weegie, Arsentatters Curb It
    OH: Are they single? I reckon you’re speaking to someone
    ME : WTF .... Ok I’ll put the phone down
    ME : Picks up iPad ...  
    Hmmm. 

    Wonder why you didn't mention yours truly.....
    I daren’t ...

    Whatever happens, don’t tell me you Love Me 😲
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  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,842
    You click on "House of Commoners"
  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,103
    Stig said:
    You carry a photo of Kenneth Williams on your phone, just in case someone posts something that could be taken in more than one way.
    Taking it in more than one way.....
    Image result for kenneth williams
  • Taxi_Lad
    Taxi_Lad Posts: 3,766
    You read the whole of one of @Grapevine49 posts in one sitting 
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    Fanny Fanackapan said:
    _MrDick said:
    ... You get accused of having an affair 

    OH: You’re never off that phone - who are you talking to
    ME: No one ... it’s Charlton Life
    OH : I don’t believe you. My ex husband was on his phone all the time and he was having an affair
    ME : I’m only looking at Charlton Life  
    OH : Are there woman on Charlton Life
    ME : Yes
    OH : What are their names
    ME : Weegie, Arsentatters Curb It
    OH: Are they single? I reckon you’re speaking to someone
    ME : WTF .... Ok I’ll put the phone down
    ME : Picks up iPad ...  
    Hmmm. 

    Wonder why you didn't mention yours truly.....
    Don't mention your tingle, Fanny.



  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    RodneyCharltonTrotta said:
    When you go to bed for an early night at 10pm and at 12.45am you're still reading about posters' favourite cheeses.
    100% this
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    At 5.30 on a Saturday morning you open the beat the bookie thread to update knowing full well that Somervilleaddict would’ve posted their bet in the early hours.
  • Weegie Addick
    Weegie Addick Posts: 16,516
    edited February 2020
    _MrDick said:
    ... You get accused of having an affair 

    OH: You’re never off that phone - who are you talking to
    ME: No one ... it’s Charlton Life
    OH : I don’t believe you. My ex husband was on his phone all the time and he was having an affair
    ME : I’m only looking at Charlton Life  
    OH : Are there woman on Charlton Life
    ME : Yes
    OH : What are their names
    ME : Weegie, Arsentatters Curb It
    OH: Are they single? I reckon you’re speaking to someone
    ME : WTF .... Ok I’ll put the phone down
    ME : Picks up iPad ...  
    Just shown this to Mr W who confesses to being just as paranoid as MsDick. Shhhhh....
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,640
    Oggy Red said:
    Fanny Fanackapan said:
    _MrDick said:
    ... You get accused of having an affair 

    OH: You’re never off that phone - who are you talking to
    ME: No one ... it’s Charlton Life
    OH : I don’t believe you. My ex husband was on his phone all the time and he was having an affair
    ME : I’m only looking at Charlton Life  
    OH : Are there woman on Charlton Life
    ME : Yes
    OH : What are their names
    ME : Weegie, Arsentatters Curb It
    OH: Are they single? I reckon you’re speaking to someone
    ME : WTF .... Ok I’ll put the phone down
    ME : Picks up iPad ...  
    Hmmm. 

    Wonder why you didn't mention yours truly.....
    Don't mention your tingle, Fanny.



    Or your love of Mr Dick
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    All your jokes come from the CL jokes thread
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    When your IT team have been specifically told to add CL on the (very short) list of banned sites.

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