Lets see how many different words we can find for

Happy
Hat-Racked
Bladdered
Arse-Holed
Out Of It
Out Of His Box
"He's potted... the shrimps.. He's soused!... The herrings. ... He's pickled... the onions, and he's smashed... the eggs in his cups... under the table!"

'Parkered'. Meaning you don't know what you're doing, you have no idea what's going or why all these people are shouting at you. You find yourself in the north of England with people in red shirts saying 'What shall we do Boss?'.Is it a stag do? Have you been kidnapped. Who are these people, you know some of them but others are complete strangers.What have you done to upset them? It's all a mystery: it's giving you a terrible headache. You have to 'phone a friend to get back on track.........'Alan are you there, Alan....Pards old chum' ......' but no answer. Time for another drink!