Harry's Heroes

MrOneLung said:

blokes can say pretty much what they want to another mate when on one of these weekends away, whereas with the girls one off comment and the protagonists wont talk for a month.

Carter said:

I think women, in a group, with the perfect storm of gin, vodka, pinot grigio, pink sashes and a sprinkling of narcotics have the capacity to behave appallingly. Like a pack.

I've got plenty of first hand experience of this and I've shared tons of my stories here over years. 

What is very different though is the dynamic that @AFKABartram is talking about is very different. I'm thinking of a time a load of us went to Estonia on a stag do, thankfully I was very much single at the time and from the moment we all met up at about 3am at Gatwick it was going south. In the minibus my mate Luke, who is absolutely disgusting and a real, horrible prospect on a stag do had put his finger, at best along his gooch at worst, up his rank dung button. And anyone who fell asleep or looked like were asleep he was wiping this finger on their face. I could see how this was going and sat out of reach of him. We got to Gatwick and another bloke, Paul, who you did not fuck with, told him if he carried on like that he would iron him out. Which meant he at least left paul alone. The piss taking is also a different type same with nicknames. As the stag, John the cunt, will attest to. 

Then we land in Estonia. I was sharing a room with big Luke and he shat the bed, shat in two of the other lads bath and in someone's washbag. 

I have tried but I cannot imagine a group of girls, regardless of how wild they are doing that 

Addick Addict said:

Return of the SE7 said:

Back to the subject matter for a moment. Both last time and this time against the Germans they were the better team and looked like winning. With Harry involved something just doesn't add up. 

I reckon two versions of the programme were shot - one for us and one for the Germans. And ours just left out the German goal whereas theirs revelled in us losing following yet another penalty shoot out!

Sarrf_London said:

Curb_It said:

“very few groups of women understand and appreciate it like blokes do.”

Bollocks.


“Because lads do nothing but take the piss out of each other in a way the ladies can just never do.”

And some More bollocks.

To add to that further and going slightly off topic the one thing I would say after reading threads on here and on Twitter about the state of our club, Women certainly wouldn’t act like a bunch of bitching, teenage girls, arguing so publicly, the likes of which I have never witnessed. Grown men swinging their dicks in a great big dick swinging contest. Utter nonsense coming out of grown men. Embarrassing.

i bet if it had been left to women they would have sorted out the ownership far quicker than has been done so far.

And stick that great big sweeping generalisation up all your arses! 

Good night! 

👍 

Brenda, did any of your girls escapades involve four of you going on a tour in just a two man scout tent, camping in a field in the middle of nowhere, or by the side of the road? Pushing a broken down, overloaded car into a car park and travelling by bus to junk yards to find a new diff and turning the car on its side to replace it?

Putting your milk on the engine to unfreeze it after leaving it outside the tent? Climbing up drainpipes cos your B&B hosts followed through with their midnight curfew?  Walking five miles from the pub over scrubland  in the general direction of your camp after midnight?

Spending a fortnights holiday stepping over a broken glass, no matter how pissed, in your bedroom that was broken on second night by your mate who refused to clean it up? 

And I haven't even mention sex. We are comparing amateurs to professionals.

There will be more disgusting posts, but mine is about the hardiness of the participants.

southamptonaddick said:

What disappointed me the most was all the players heard Ruddock say he had to change his lifestyle otherwise he would end up killing himself and none of them, except for Paul Merson, were willing to call him out or try to stop him from eating and drinking himself to death.

In fact they encouraged him to drink as much as possible. Not that he needed much encouragement but you would think at least one of them would have at least said something to his face to try and help him even if he didn't want to help himself.