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Come on then wags, try this one.....

Stone
Stone Posts: 3,026
edited January 2007 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Suggestions please.........

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  • ISawLeaburnScore
    ISawLeaburnScore Posts: 9,779
    Mendes staring icily

    Thatcher: "Gordon Bennett what's happened to your boat sunshine?"
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    "Er have we met somewhere before? Only your elbow looks familiar....."
  • LoOkOuT
    LoOkOuT Posts: 10,853
    Hello. My name is Pedro Mendes Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,273
    [cite]Posted By: LoOkOuT[/cite]Hello. My name is Pedro Mendes Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.
    LOL! Favourite one so far. Although I'm wondering whether "Hello. My name is Pedro Mendes Montoya. You broke my cheekbone. Prepare to die" would work.
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    Hello cheeky!
  • Ledge
    Ledge Posts: 7,179
    Tu vontade dado diabo menino - pois foda ir
  • ns_eb_rj_s?
    ns_eb_rj_s? Posts: 682
    Yeah but do you know pedro that my mum was the prime minister!
  • son of selhurst
    son of selhurst Posts: 569
    "they have a lad at Man City who look's just like you and he's a nasty piece of work"
  • KillersBeard
    KillersBeard Posts: 985
    I'm Jesus and I forgive you, for you know not what you did.
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    [cite]Posted By: KillersBeard[/cite]I'm Jesus and I forgive you, for you know not what you did.

    ha ha thats a good un dood
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  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    edited January 2007
    Hey Pedro, don't even think about wiping your nose on my sleeve again!
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,612
    'cheer up, its only a game, and look on the bright side, at least you lasted 90 minutes this time'
  • carlsberg
    carlsberg Posts: 1,383
    oi ped, ............pull my finger.
  • Badger
    Badger Posts: 4,842
    Puede darme algo para el dolor.
  • browny
    browny Posts: 1,091
    Thatcher:Look at me like that again n i'll fcuking do ya
  • bingaddick
    bingaddick Posts: 8,181
    Mendes "In my country we kill you for money but seeing as I know you I'll kill you for nothing"
  • cafcpolo
    cafcpolo Posts: 3,811
    [cite]Posted By: LoOkOuT[/cite]Hello. My name is Pedro Mendes Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.


    BT: No Pedro...I AM YOUR FATHER!

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