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Friday Afternoon Caption Comp

adamtheaddick
adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
edited February 2009 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
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  • I thought the boss said "no more ball Juggling on match days until we're out of the bottom 3."
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,145
    edited February 2009
    i think i'm coming.............................. on
  • bibble
    bibble Posts: 1,052
    "Then Matt, I p!ssed myself laughing, actually I appear to have just p!ssed myself"
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    Sam's lost his balls of recent and Holland doesn't care about it....
  • Lloyds just finished helping matt make his perect centre parting...
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,751
    Come on Matt I think we might just have time ..............
  • And Sam pulls yet another rabit out of the hat!
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    Lloyd prefers to play on the right ...

    ... and then come inside
  • kigelia
    kigelia Posts: 2,582
    Lloyd tries to get round the 'no mobiles in the dugout' rule with some clandestine texting
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,997
    ''And then I put my hands down the front of Chrissy D's trackies like this and he flipped out for some reason and did his knee!''

    ''Yeah the boss found it that funny as well Matt'.'
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  • "See Matt, I told you the gaffer was talking sh!t when he said I didn't have the b*llocks for a relegation battle"..
  • 'Sorry Matt but I want to prove to the gaffer that I can play with soares'
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    scratchy old performance this one Matty
  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    edited February 2009
    The crowd are right, Matt:they're bollox!
  • cafcpolo
    cafcpolo Posts: 3,811
    "So then Lloyd, block J, row PP, seat 153....Would ya?"

    "Uhhhhh.......Too late!"
  • 'Oh god, wheres it gone?!?!?!?'
  • I know we are making cutbacks at the club Matt, but putting the Valley Gold numbers down my pants and asking me to pull a number out is going a bit to far
  • kigelia
    kigelia Posts: 2,582
    Lloyd realised too late he was the latest victim of the old superglue on the penis trick.
  • Sam still looking for that elusive tackle
  • Sam regretted wearing the wifes undies for luck. This particular pair were a bit more snug.
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  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,838
    Lloyd: Yo Matt, where's ya tool?
    Matt: What tool?
    Lloyd: This f**king tool! (WALLOP!)
  • Sam continued to search for those elusive 3 points
  • Sam continued to search for those elusive 3 points
  • Stubleyaddick's down there somewhere man!
  • For the third game in a row Lloyd fell for the Deep Heat on the jockstrap gag. When would he ever learn...
  • leftbehind
    leftbehind Posts: 8,581
    Sorry Matt, was with Dowies Mrs last night cant stop itching now
  • "StubleyAddick's down there somwhere man"

    Dad that aint funny lol ill get you back
  • Spankie
    Spankie Posts: 1,537
    edited February 2009
    "I feel a right knob being left on the bench..."
  • I can see why Dicko don't like being on the bench.
  • shit i have pissed myself Matt you can see the patch on the front