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  • When you get a warm and then wet feeling down yer trouser leg...
    No queuing in smoke filled bogs in The Covered End, you can just remain in your seat with a satisfied smile on your face. 
    Tried and tested by our very own @Redmidland ;)
    https://www.incontinencechoice.co.uk/shop-by-brand/tena-incontinence-products/tena-men.html?health_producttype_laynav=10124&TENAMen&gclid=CjwKCAjwoc_8BRAcEiwAzJevteI4FlsVABTkWTn2h-71Tka5DFJvKIfQMCIQTn3sfnRYUBZV1liMHBoCsLsQAvD_BwE

  • When you buy something and think, 'that should see me out'.  :|
    Like a 'bag for life'?

  • garfield said:
    When driving & looking for somewhere new, you turn the music down so you can see better!
    And open the window. 
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  • Jessie said:
    Thank you. I do find it extremely alarming that he listens to his parents too much. Very controlling parents.The relationship has been very toxic for me in the past couple of months because of his awful parents. I'm going to leave him when I finish my driving test next week. 
    Cue his parents giving him grief..’she was only using you because she didn’t have a driving licence...’
  • Jessie said:
    Thank you. I do find it extremely alarming that he listens to his parents too much. Very controlling parents.The relationship has been very toxic for me in the past couple of months because of his awful parents. I'm going to leave him when I finish my driving test next week. 
    I suggest you think carefully before running them over  ;)


    (Kidding)
  • When you see a beautiful painting or antique and realise there’s no point in buying it.
    I still love to visit antique shops and fairs though.
  • When you keep having to ask your son what certain words he's using mean!
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  • Ditto to my Hi Di Hi greeting and you don’t get a Hi Di Ho
    Hi di ho!
  • When you chuckle to yourself because you think of something really witty to post on a thread. You pick up your phone and
  • When you realise it’s 34 years to the day since that 9 second Jim Melrose goal
  • Stig said:
    When there's a poor connection on an online meeting and nobody gets your Norman Collier reference.
    Who?
  • During a Zoom call last week, someone asked about the two posters on the wall behind me, Sex Pistols and Stone Roses ... he had never heard of them!

    Philistines  ;)

    And I know the next post will be, what is a Zoom call?
  • ross1 said:
    Old army blankets when I was a child
    Luxury, we had old potato sacks. 
  • Who?
    It's not aged well:
  • When I You reminisce with your mates about Tonbridge away in 1972 the day before the first round draw.
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