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Language blind spots

Reading the excellent @LouisMend interview with Lee Bowyer, I was tickled to see that Louis is under the impression that the word “respite” is spelled “rest-bite”.
This reminded me of the excellent episode of ‘The IT Crowd’ where Jen thinks “put her on a pedestal” is “put her on a pedal-stool”
and Roy thinks “Damp Squib” is “Damp squid”

I’ve heard that some people think the phrase “It’s a dog eat dog world” is “It’s a doggy-dog world”

I’m now trying to think of others, but what are your favourite language blind spots?
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  • “Across the piste”
  • Escape goat.
  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,781
    Escape goat.
    Of course! Great one!
  • DRAddick
    DRAddick Posts: 3,588
    On tender hooks.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,845
    edited November 2020
    Where I work people are always getting "advice" and "advise" the wrong way around.

    Considering we are in the business of giving advice it's particularly embarrassing!

    Edit: And affect/effect. Lost count of the number of times it's happened. 
  • jimmymelrose
    jimmymelrose Posts: 9,750
    edited November 2020
    On the Champions League song, people seem to think that right at the end the last words they sing are 'The Champions' when all of us ITK will tell you that it's really 'Lasagna'

    Just as they sing 'Fried Chicken' at the end instead of 'One Vision'
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    Haitch
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,623
    Reading the excellent @LouisMend interview with Lee Bowyer, I was tickled to see that Louis is under the impression that the word “respite” is spelled “rest-bite”.
    This reminded me of the excellent episode of ‘The IT Crowd’ where Jen thinks “put her on a pedestal” is “put her on a pedal-stool”
    and Roy thinks “Damp Squib” is “Damp squid”

    I’ve heard that some people think the phrase “It’s a dog eat dog world” is “It’s a doggy-dog world”

    I’m now trying to think of others, but what are your favourite language blind spots?
    Thats it mate, just copy Dave Gorman why don't you. 
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  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,781
    Reading the excellent @LouisMend interview with Lee Bowyer, I was tickled to see that Louis is under the impression that the word “respite” is spelled “rest-bite”.
    This reminded me of the excellent episode of ‘The IT Crowd’ where Jen thinks “put her on a pedestal” is “put her on a pedal-stool”
    and Roy thinks “Damp Squib” is “Damp squid”

    I’ve heard that some people think the phrase “It’s a dog eat dog world” is “It’s a doggy-dog world”

    I’m now trying to think of others, but what are your favourite language blind spots?
    Thats it mate, just copy Dave Gorman why don't you. 
    Eh?
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    You've got another think coming.

    For all intensive purposes.

    Expresso coffee.

    I changed my life by 360 degrees.

    Momento.

    This thread could run and run for the site's pedants.......
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,256
    "I could care less"

    So you do care at least a little bit then?

    "Can you be more Pacific"

    I'm not sure what the biggest Ocean on the planet has to do with my details

    "I can't be asked"

    I can't be arsed to answer this one
  • Addickted said:
    You've got another think coming.

    For all intensive purposes.

    Expresso coffee.

    I changed my life by 360 degrees.

    Momento.

    This thread could run and run for the site's pedants.......
    ... Is actually correct. 'Thing' makes no sense, and appears to have entered usage because Glen Tipton and Rob Halford were ignorant brummies...
  • Every time this thread comes up (and it's happened multiple times over the years), I think of 'Popcorn kettle black' 
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    Baa baa black sheep
    Have you any more
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,668
    You should all be like me.

    Cool calm and selective 
  • People who say titbits instead of tidbits 
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    Escape goat.
    ...and Scrape Goat.
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    edited November 2020
    I should of known this was coming.
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  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,476
    edited November 2020
    Brought  instead of bought.........and vice versa.
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,476
    I should of known this was coming.
    Yup......it should be, I should HAVE known.
  • thinK or anythinK or even anyfinK when the word ends in a g. Borrow instead of lend
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,219
    English is a living, unregulated and evolving language, innit.
  • LouisMend
    LouisMend Posts: 5,446
    West-mini-ster instead of Westminster - amazing the amount of people who said that when I worked in an office in Westminster 
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,219
    LouisMend said:
    West-mini-ster instead of Westminster - amazing the amount of people who said that when I worked in an office in Westminster 


    Wemberlee 
  • Think I said this on the other thread, but I used to work with a girl who thought Alzheimer's was called Old Timers Disease.
  • Just heard (again) on a Place in the Sun communual  pool
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Mrs says -

    "On the top of my head" rather than "Off the top of my head"

    Eg - "I cant think of anything now, on the top of my head"

    🙄
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,623
    Reading the excellent @LouisMend interview with Lee Bowyer, I was tickled to see that Louis is under the impression that the word “respite” is spelled “rest-bite”.
    This reminded me of the excellent episode of ‘The IT Crowd’ where Jen thinks “put her on a pedestal” is “put her on a pedal-stool”
    and Roy thinks “Damp Squib” is “Damp squid”

    I’ve heard that some people think the phrase “It’s a dog eat dog world” is “It’s a doggy-dog world”

    I’m now trying to think of others, but what are your favourite language blind spots?
    Thats it mate, just copy Dave Gorman why don't you. 
    Eh?
    Dave Gorman done an episode on this very subject - even using the "doggy dog world" phrase (which I have never heard of before or since).