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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,022
    Had the misfortune of seeing The Masked Singer the other week because my mother in law wanted it on (ironically, she didn't have a clue who anyone was even when the masks were off). I can honestly say it's the dumbest shite I've seen in a long while. Unwatchable dross.
  • Never heard of The Masked Singer. Doesn’t sound like missing much from the above though.  
  • When you realise Purrington is soon to be 25. I thought he was nearer 30 
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,598
    Never heard of The Masked Singer. Doesn’t sound like missing much from the above though.  
    You’re not mate, my wife and daughter watch it, it’s fucking awful.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,022
    Never heard of The Masked Singer. Doesn’t sound like missing much from the above though.  
    I'd rather watch constant re-runs of last weeks Pompey match.
  • Never heard of The Masked Singer. Doesn’t sound like missing much from the above though.  
    The good news is that we'll see "The Corseted Whinger" on the touchline next Saturday.....
  • ...when you remember David Whitehurst was QB for the Packers the same season as Tampa Bay went 0-14 as an expansion team. All before Aaron Rodgers was even born.
    Everybody you knew laughed at this ^^ American shit
  • When you see a tweet saying Peter Reeves is 72 today... 
  • When you see a tweet saying Peter Reeves is 72 today... 
    When the "academy" was just called the colts team
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,640
    When you know why your dad took a newspaper to the toilet with him.
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  • Scoham
    Scoham Posts: 37,376
    wmcf123 said:
    Ian Wright has a grandson that’s a pro footballer 

  • Scoham said:
    wmcf123 said:
    Ian Wright has a grandson that’s a pro footballer 

    He’s better than Shaun
    He’s better than Shaun
    D’Margio Wright-Phillips is better than Shaun
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    D’Margio? Blimey
  • When you take 4 shits a day. 

    One real one, and three glorified farts dragged out as long as possible to just get some alone time away from the madness of the household.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,022
    When you take 4 shits a day. 

    One real one, and three glorified farts dragged out as long as possible to just get some alone time away from the madness of the household.
    Sounds like you need to invest in your own jazz studio  ;)
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,126
    Stig said:
    When you take 4 shits a day. 

    One real one, and three glorified farts dragged out as long as possible to just get some alone time away from the madness of the household.
    Sounds like you need to invest in your own jazz studio  ;)
    Yeah, stop mucking about in everyone else’s home jazz studio...
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,477
    edited February 2021
    Your the first person to either get the Pfizer or the Oxford-AstraZeneca Vaccine.
    You’re!!! 😊
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,477
    edited February 2021
    You remember Whirligig, Six Five Special, The Appleyards, All your Own, Billy Bunter on the TV.....9 inch screen black and white....with a metal coat hanger for an arial, which seemed to work better than the very limited availability of ones you could buy in the shops.
    Not forgetting Educating Archie and Wakey Wakey on the Radio!
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 50,974
    You remember Whirligig, Six Five Special, The Appleyards, All yourOwn on TV.
    Educating Archie and Wakey Wakey on the Radio!
    Don't forget the Grove family on TV and Round The Horn on the wireless, (yes the wireless)  :)
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,104
    When a good day out is to go and collect your repeat prescriptions from the chemist and you don’t have to pay for it 
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  • Prescription still free in Scotland
  • When you can instantly recall and hum the theme tune to the Fenn Street Gang. 
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,207
    ross1 said:
    You remember Whirligig, Six Five Special, The Appleyards, All yourOwn on TV.
    Educating Archie and Wakey Wakey on the Radio!
    Don't forget the Grove family on TV and Round The Horn on the wireless, (yes the wireless)  :)
    ...and Jimmy Clithero. 
  • Redrobo
    Redrobo Posts: 11,330
    Solidgone said:
    ross1 said:
    You remember Whirligig, Six Five Special, The Appleyards, All yourOwn on TV.
    Educating Archie and Wakey Wakey on the Radio!
    Don't forget the Grove family on TV and Round The Horn on the wireless, (yes the wireless)  :)
    ...and Jimmy Clithero. 
    Two way family favourites.
  • Redrobo said:
    Solidgone said:
    ross1 said:
    You remember Whirligig, Six Five Special, The Appleyards, All yourOwn on TV.
    Educating Archie and Wakey Wakey on the Radio!
    Don't forget the Grove family on TV and Round The Horn on the wireless, (yes the wireless)  :)
    ...and Jimmy Clithero. 
    Two way family favourites.
    Rays a Laugh and Hancock’s Half Hour
  • The little screw has fallen out of your glasses and you can't make a repair until you've located your other pair of glasses.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    You plan your day around what time you’re going to have a bath 
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,849
    TIL that Afka is a northerner 
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,022
    edited February 2021
    Watching Channel 4 news, I noticed that Jon Snow had a Pink Floyd book on the shelf behind him, "I don't imagine him as a Pink Floyd fan, he looks to old", I commeted.
    My wife was the first to put the boot in saying that he didn't look much older than me, then my son followed up with the fact that Jon Snow is younger than Dave Gilmour.
    And there you have it kids, apparently The Pink Floyd are no longer the youngest hippest band on the block.
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,039
    You get a letter in the post from the DWP asking you to apply for your pension.