You know you're getting old when.

Raith_C_Chattonell said:

Your eye is taken by an email from M&S entitled, 'Cool, Casual and Oh so Comfy'. 

If you want any help on sizing just shout mate. 😉

Neighbour just knocked on the door. I assumed he wanted eggs. In a fluster he said his printer had broken and had we got one he could use. I said we had and he was welcome to use it. He said he assumed it worked off the wifi. I've no idea but I bet it doesn't. Went up to the loft and came down with the huge old inkjet printer I use once in a blue moon. He looked horrified and staggered back across the road with it. I felt old. He's just staggered back over to return it - probably leaving a suitable amount of time to look like he'd tried it. I asked if it had worked. Apparently not quite. He did have some eggs though.

@TCE she only THINKS you're getting a bit old and silly!! 🤣🤣

Karim_myBagheri said:

T_C_E said:

@Arsenetatters you’ve just reminded me when we had our eggs delivered we buy them in bulk as the dogs have two a week in their diet so we normally have 90 delivered at a time. Seeing them on the side our Granddaughter asked why we had so many, I replied “They are dogs eggs” she told me dogs don’t lay eggs they have puppies. I think you’re getting a bit old and silly Grandad 🤷‍♂️

Never knew dogs ate eggs.
How do your dogs like their eggs? Scrambled, poached, fried?

Lol, puppies are normally weaned onto solid grub by feeding scrambled eggs. Likewise if they’ve been off their grub with an upset stomach but in normal circumstances we feed them raw eggs including shell which is great for calcium especially in young dogs, Bow was fed 2/3 a week in his first year as he had Pano (growing pain) but now it’s just two a week. 

Tomorrow you qualify for the state pension.

thai malaysia addick said:

When you take an excessive interest in the weather and need to check the windchill factor for each hour of the day.

When you're not even going out.

thai malaysia addick said:

When you can remember the registration number of your first cars but struggle to remember the registration plate of your current or any recent cars.

Even worse is when you you type your reg number correctly in the car park ticket machine, then realise you’ve come in your wife’s car when you go to put the sticker in the window.

DaveMehmet said:

thai malaysia addick said:

When you can remember the registration number of your first cars but struggle to remember the registration plate of your current or any recent cars.

Even worse is when you you type your reg number correctly in the car park ticket machine, then realise you’ve come in your wife’s car when you go to put the sticker in the window.

Your masturbatory habits are getting worse mate. 

RodneyCharltonTrotta said:

iainment said:

Tomorrow you qualify for the state pension.

Happy birthday for tomorrow

Thanks.

When you do puzzles obsessively in newspapers ‘to keep your brain active’.

While dancing about with cramp in the night I've started to think,  might as well have a pee when this settles to save getting up again. 

When you come out of the supermarket and have a panic because you can't remember where you parked. You wander around trying to look casual and then suddenly remember you walked that day to the supermarket!!

thai malaysia addick said:

DaveMehmet said:

thai malaysia addick said:

When you can remember the registration number of your first cars but struggle to remember the registration plate of your current or any recent cars.

Even worse is when you you type your reg number correctly in the car park ticket machine, then realise you’ve come in your wife’s car when you go to put the sticker in the window.

I’ve gone one better (worse). I got my first parking ticket for years because I chose the wrong car when I paid by phone. So, not only did I pay to park but I got fined as well.

Well, I'm glad that post got six LOLs. At £30 for the parking fine and £3.30 for the parking fee, that works out at £5.55 per LOL. Have I told you about that time I got fined £500 for running over a traffic warden?