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When a motorist in front of you does something stupid and you see he has grey hair and think, old git too old to be driving, then realise, he is probably younger than youthai malaysia addick said:When someone overtakes you at 71 mph on a motorway and you mumble 'mad idiots' under your breath.4 -
It was free, I only joined a new camera club.iaitch said:How much do you pay for that?
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When an evening game means pushing back your bedtime to an unearthly hour2
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eaststandmike said:You have to have a camera inserted up your bum twice in a week, all trace of dignity gone.
It does beg the question, is this the same camera, or is there a selection?
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Still, the You Porn fees help pay for comfy cushions and endless wertherseaststandmike said:You have to have a camera inserted up your bum twice in a week, all trace of dignity gone.4 -
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Can I have a go?thai malaysia addick said:When, within 30 seconds, you can correctly guess 10 of the 11 players that Charlton fielded against Huddersfield in 1964, but you can only remember about two of the team that played in a game two years ago.
Rose, Hewie, Kinsey, Bailey, Haydock, Tocknell, Kenning, Matthews, Firmani, Edwards, Glover.
I think we played that side in almost every game, with Peacock, Durandt getting in occasionally.
I couldn't name the 2 years ago team either!This team is engrained in memory for me. v Cardiff City Octber 26 1963 Won 5-2.3 -
When you forget your phone and the first thing you think of is, calling your wife to ask her to bring it and meet me at the school. 🤷♂️3
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I asked for the thinnest one they had but judging on how much my eyes were watering they did not listen.man_at_milletts said:eaststandmike said:You have to have a camera inserted up your bum twice in a week, all trace of dignity gone.
It does beg the question, is this the same camera, or is there a selection?
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...you set your Tinder search parameters to women of a similar age to you and see what comes back.1
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I used to get injured playing football. I now get injured getting out of bed!5
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I wanted the name of a magician to illustrate something or another I was talking about. The first name that came to mind was David Nixon (I just looked him up, he died in 1978).5
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Have to think more seriously to hire a sun lounger when on holiday instead of lying on a beach towel. Trying to turn over or to get up is now a mammoth and somewhat painful ordeal.
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When I go to bed one night, and wake up the next day a year older 'cos it's me birhday...again!!.. 1
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Is a flat cap just for old people and Millwall?0
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When you used to attract yourself to ‘lively’ characters because they might be fun, you now avoid them like the plague as they might be trouble.5
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The kid you once nutmegged during an after school kickabout with your son and his class gets brought on for England against Andorra.4
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Fikayo Tomori?BDL said:The kid you once nutmegged during an after school kickabout with your son and his class gets brought on for England against Andorra.0 -
ForeverAddickted said:
Fikayo Tomori?BDL said:The kid you once nutmegged during an after school kickabout with your son and his class gets brought on for England against Andorra.
Yep, was in my Son's class at Juniors and Grammar. The lad did well!
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When you constantly get told to try just for men or cherry blossom.0
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I'm going to a Halloween party at the weekend. I felt really old when I finally had to admit that my body shape was no longer suitable to go as Nosferatu. And even older when I told my wife I might go as Uncle Fester to which she replied, "oh yes, that's much more you"!2
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Just the thought of going to a party seems dreadful, but that’s probably just me…8
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And me. I also dread weddings.EugenesAxe said:Just the thought of going to a party seems dreadful, but that’s probably just me…
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Staying up till 11 o clock is considered ‘ a late night’3
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Me too. And I'm a wedding photographerArsenetatters said:
And me. I also dread weddings.EugenesAxe said:Just the thought of going to a party seems dreadful, but that’s probably just me…
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My friend hosted a 70’s party last weekend. Everyone dressed up like Noddy Holder and John Travolta. It started early and went on until late. The music was too loud.. Thankfully, they had a quiet roomEugenesAxe said:Just the thought of going to a party seems dreadful, but that’s probably just me…2 -
In my mind I'm 'only 53' but sadly the mileage is very high, this year as the temperature has dropped my hip has got bloody achey.1
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I would much prefer a late start and early finish!_MrDick said:
My friend hosted a 70’s party last weekend. Everyone dressed up like Noddy Holder and John Travolta. It started early and went on until late. The music was too loud.. Thankfully, they had a quiet roomEugenesAxe said:Just the thought of going to a party seems dreadful, but that’s probably just me…0 -
When you mates invite you down the pub, you question the 10 min walk there and back, and decide you can’t be bothered2
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When you know the first names of all the presenters on Escape to the Country8
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I went to my last one 6 years ago.Arsenetatters said:
And me. I also dread weddings.EugenesAxe said:Just the thought of going to a party seems dreadful, but that’s probably just me…
I don't mind the actual ceremony, but I detest the waste of money that is the reception (even as a guest).2
