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Carter
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Following a beautiful weekend of bbq's and beer a conversation sprang up.
A group of old journeymen pals met up round mine for a few jars and the subject matter moved to our younger days at establishments such as The Avenue and The Zone etc etc and I was singled out at a point as a guilty man when it came to pulling a couple of beasts. Now my response to this was all of those 'beasts' had nice bodies (and most of them were definitely not beasts) and even so it was ok. I will now explain why.
Michael Owen, Alan Shearer, Ian Rush, Clive Mendonca and Ian Wright were all great goal scorers. In fact they would guarantee 20 odd goals a season but a lot of those goals were what one would call 'scrappy' even 'ugly' goals. However to keep the confidence up any centre forward worth their salt would claim a goal that went in off their arse. And they were good goalscorers because of this.
No Matt Le Tissier and for a recent example Morten Gamst Pedersen would score spectacular goals but would miss a lot as well and pull out of a few challenges. Now they would call a season a good one if they hit double figures. However they would often end up frustrated, and to be honest I would put my mortgage on Alan Shearer tucking a pen away before I would back Le Tissier.
Now what I want to know boys and girls is. Are you an Alan Shearer or are you a Matt Le Tissier?? Either A ( a Shearer) or B (Le Tissier)
Now be honest and feel free to accompany the answer with an explanation
A group of old journeymen pals met up round mine for a few jars and the subject matter moved to our younger days at establishments such as The Avenue and The Zone etc etc and I was singled out at a point as a guilty man when it came to pulling a couple of beasts. Now my response to this was all of those 'beasts' had nice bodies (and most of them were definitely not beasts) and even so it was ok. I will now explain why.
Michael Owen, Alan Shearer, Ian Rush, Clive Mendonca and Ian Wright were all great goal scorers. In fact they would guarantee 20 odd goals a season but a lot of those goals were what one would call 'scrappy' even 'ugly' goals. However to keep the confidence up any centre forward worth their salt would claim a goal that went in off their arse. And they were good goalscorers because of this.
No Matt Le Tissier and for a recent example Morten Gamst Pedersen would score spectacular goals but would miss a lot as well and pull out of a few challenges. Now they would call a season a good one if they hit double figures. However they would often end up frustrated, and to be honest I would put my mortgage on Alan Shearer tucking a pen away before I would back Le Tissier.
Now what I want to know boys and girls is. Are you an Alan Shearer or are you a Matt Le Tissier?? Either A ( a Shearer) or B (Le Tissier)
Now be honest and feel free to accompany the answer with an explanation
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I'm a Chris Powell (i.e. I score very rarely and usually against the same team)0
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Anyone else read that and think you were calling Chris Powell gay?[cite]Posted By: Imnot Athletic[/cite]I'm a Chris Powell (i.e. I score very rarely and usually against the same team)0 -
Heh heh
I did
Sorry Imnot Athletic0 -
I was referring to the monogamous nature of his goals against his one true love, Spurs :-)0
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If only you had said before.
We understand it's aiiight0 -
I'm a cross between both, i score a few ugly goals a season!0
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[cite]Posted By: Imnot Athletic[/cite]I'm a Chris Powell (i.e. I score very rarely and usually against the same team)
never confused LOL0 -
to use a footballing term... i have taken a few for the team for the past.. 4 of them 4 of us, the 3 lookers get nabbed whilst dumbo here is outside having a smoke and comes in and is left with bloody the jo brand look a likes.. still every hole is a goal as Ghandi once said famously...
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Well, how do you rate Adam's choice (above) ..... 'Would Ya' ?
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0
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out of 10 i don't think i'd give her one.0
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Carter - i will never EVER tire of the way you contruct your questions and in answer.........Andy cole, would take a shot evrytime he got the ball, some spectacular goals some bloody awfull. oh and now not the player he once was.......0
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Very well put0
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I thought Shearer missed more penalties than Le Tissier?0
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Apologies for being a pedant Carter, but I have to say I think you are seriously jeopardising your mortgage there mate, Le Tissier only missed one penalty in his entire career and would easily give Shearer a run for his money. In addition, I think Le Tiss scored 20 plus on at least a couple of occasions despite playing for a side battling relegation every season and with no European games. And as for Morten Gamst Pedersen - well he's a winger so is not comparable anyway!0
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Andy Reid - Makes chances happen only for someone else to put it in the back of the net0
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I can't get rid of this image of Jo Brand in school uniform out of my head . OMG, imagine if she wanted to sit on your face .... ????0
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[cite]Posted By: Oggy Red[/cite]I can't get rid of this image of Jo Brand in school uniform out of my head . OMG, imagine if she wanted to sit on your face .... ????
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LMFAO & ROTFLPML
lolololololololololololololololololol !0 -
Wallop
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Blimey, that's a lot of loving on your plate
PS: Is that you on the left, Medders ..... ?
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Oh no mate... that's the one and only Stu of HU6, with the Bismarck on the right....
I'll leave Stu to give you the full details of how he torpedoed her0 -
Jeez ........ he's a brave man, look how happy he's made her.
Are big big wimmin Stu's speciality ......?
PS: That's not Stu in Adam's last photo above, is it - under the, erm..... young lady in the white pants..... ?0 -
He was never a tap-in merchant though was he Le Tiss?
And yes that is Stu on the march in Blackpool last year. I goosed a local easy girl but Stu trumped me on the Saturday night no dramas!
Talk about chew through your own arm to get away!0
