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Missed the game as I was at Kent v Middx (another great win for Kent!) and was staggered when I saw the news on my internet phone.

Tell me how did that happen? I really know nothing as I was totally focussed on the cricket. How the hell dd Burton get one goal in open play, let alone three ? It's especially impressive as various Parky supporters on this site have consistently told us not to worry about our non-scoring strikers because it was always the intention that the goals should come from somewhere else as Parky's teams are deliberately ''not set-up'' for our frontmen to score (Whatever that means. Never understood it myself...)

I dunno, seeing as my Surname's Burton i can be quite prolific when i go out on the pull