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The Dutch Reach: what is it? Wrong answers only

Please explain what the Dutch Reach is - introduced as a compulsory measure today - but wrong answers only. 

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  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,238
    It's the action you do when the guy to your right is about to Pass the Dutchie 'pon the left hand side
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,840
    How far a man can projectile vomit after 12 pints of Orangeboom?
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,587
    How far your Netherlands go.
  • A rusty trombone in Amsterdam
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,329
    A rusty trombone in Amsterdam
    Has @DaveMehmet hacked your account?
  • Cafc43v3r
    Cafc43v3r Posts: 21,600
    When you use your opposite hand to make it feel like someone else is doing it..... 
  • something that costs 10 euros. is it worth it? well, lets just say that after 20 you get one on the house. And i have had many on the house. 
  • Horsfield9
    Horsfield9 Posts: 3,081
    Like a Dutch Rudder but further away?

  • its the Dutch tribute band to Depeche Mode. 
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  • theeenorth
    theeenorth Posts: 2,277
    As far up the Medway as they could get before Steve Evans appeared and shouted obscenities at them.
  • It refers to the action where both the male and female diner put their hands out to take the bill from the waiter at the end of a meal as a signal payment will be shared
  • Coined in 2006, after Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink's Charlton shorts, it's a technical term to denote objects of substantial circumference. 


  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    When you yank the bed covers over your partner's head before administering a Dutch Oven
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,728
    edited January 2022
    It is a darting term. It relates to the distance from the oche from he tip of the dart before it is thrown by a player from the Netherlands such as Michael Van Gerwin or Raymond van Barneveld.
  • Stefco
    Stefco Posts: 848
    edited January 2022
    I've heard that it's when you use a clog to dislocate your own shoulder, so you get better reach to fist yourself.
  • It's the term used for removing a Dutch cap.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,970
    It is using the hand furthest from the door to open it. Fine if you are mobile and  in summer wear. Impossible if in winter wear and are old and /or immobile. Therefore quite ridiculous.  
    The new code encourages random Jay walking and absolves all pedestrian from blame , even when struck by cyclists who of course never obey the highway  code. Expect more rear end shunts because of motorists further back being confronted with sudden stops they can't predict because  they can't see that far down a line of traffic. 

    Ahhh, so it’s the year you last had a laugh.
  • It is using the hand furthest from the door to open it. Fine if you are mobile and  in summer wear. Impossible if in winter wear and are old and /or immobile. Therefore quite ridiculous.  
    The new code encourages random Jay walking and absolves all pedestrian from blame , even when struck by cyclists who of course never obey the highway  code. Expect more rear end shunts because of motorists further back being confronted with sudden stops they can't predict because  they can't see that far down a line of traffic. 

    Two answers. One thread.

    no waste, no mucking about. I Like your style. 
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,471
    It’s at times like this that we most miss @Addickted
    I am left wondering what amusing stuff he might have come out with…..a thread tailor made for him. 🥺
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  • Is it a measurement of effort one takes when reading a Forum thread title?
  • sralan
    sralan Posts: 2,031
    Ik heb de aantwoord, maar moet het niet zeggen.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
     Cricket term for just after when a fielder takes a catch and throws the ball up to celebrate. Coined for those where the ball gets very high very quickly. 

    “He’s got a Dutch Reach on him, that lad”. 
  • KiwiValley
    KiwiValley Posts: 3,378
    Dutch Reach - a meta term describing a failed attempt to say something funny about the term itself.

    ”Kiwivalley just Dutch Reached”