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  • BlackheathenBlackheathen
    I wouldn’t watch a programme with spelling like that 😄
  • Mendonca In AsdasMendonca In Asdas
    edited April 2022
    Now onto Bavaria!!

    Its a cheapskates way of getting around the world!
  • Six-a-bag-of-nutsSix-a-bag-of-nuts
    Your wrists have become so bloody weak you can't cut your fingernails with nail clippers.
    Christ alive, I used to be a man once
  • iainmentiainment
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:
    Your wrists have become so bloody weak you can't cut your fingernails with nail clippers.
    Christ alive, I used to be a man once
    Toes?
  • letthegoodtimesrollletthegoodtimesroll
    Stuart_the_Red said:
    You read the list of nominees and winners for the Grammys and all the time that voice in your head is going  “Who?”. 
    That’s schizophrenia, not senility 
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    When you have a drink with people you last worked with 29 years ago, they’d just returned from mat leave, and their kid is now in their 30s
  • Hal1xHal1x
    When its your birthday and you cant remember what age you now are
  • thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    edited April 2022
    When it bothers you that there is someone new presenting Escape to the Country and you don’t know their first name.
  • iaitchiaitch
    That someone new has been presenting the show for a few years.
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  • Leaburn ForeverLeaburn Forever
    When you meet someone at work for the first time, and you've worked there longer than they've been born! Also a true story 😂
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Leaburn Forever said:
    When you meet someone at work for the first time, and you've worked there longer than they've been born! Also a true story 😂
    Had that yesterday, it’s depressing 
  • WilmaWilma
    AFKABartram said:
    When you have a drink with people you last worked with 29 years ago, they’d just returned from mat leave, and their kid is now in their 30s
    When your friends start celebrating the birth of grandchildren
  • LordflashheartLordflashheart
    Leaburn Forever said:
    When you meet someone at work for the first time, and you've worked there longer than they've been born! Also a true story 😂
    Yep - same here - very deflating 
  • thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    edited April 2022
    When you refer to an old couple you saw on the train and then realise they are probably younger than you
  • Six-a-bag-of-nutsSix-a-bag-of-nuts
    thai malaysia addick said:
    When you refer to an old couple you saw on the train and then realise they are probably younger than you
    Reminds me of when I went to a Zombies gig a couple of years back with my oldest friend.
    We were taking the mickey out of the decrepit old fogies queueing at the entrance, before it dawned on us they looked no different to us.
  • McBobbinMcBobbin
    its my birthday today, and tomorrow I'm getting up at 8am to drive my daughter to some other kid's a birthday party. looks like I'll be on the horlicks tonight
  • McBobbinMcBobbin
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:
    thai malaysia addick said:
    When you refer to an old couple you saw on the train and then realise they are probably younger than you
    Reminds me of when I went to a Zombies gig a couple of years back with my oldest friend.
    We were taking the mickey out of the decrepit old fogies queueing at the entrance, before it dawned on us they looked no different to us.
    Were they actual Zombies at this stage?
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  • Six-a-bag-of-nutsSix-a-bag-of-nuts
    McBobbin said:
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:
    thai malaysia addick said:
    When you refer to an old couple you saw on the train and then realise they are probably younger than you
    Reminds me of when I went to a Zombies gig a couple of years back with my oldest friend.
    We were taking the mickey out of the decrepit old fogies queueing at the entrance, before it dawned on us they looked no different to us.
    Were they actual Zombies at this stage?
    Haha no, just the audience  ;)
  • Raith_C_ChattonellRaith_C_Chattonell
    A young woman in the swimming baths - had a couple of kids in tow - was telling me how she told her kids about the benefits of swimming 

    She said, 'It is something you can do when you're young and something (whilst unfurling her hand towards me) that you can do for your whole life'. 

    I mean, I'm no youngster, but I ain't finished yet!
  • Covered EndCovered End
    People keep holding the door open for me and calling me sir.
  • Mendonca In AsdasMendonca In Asdas
    When your idea of a night out, is a short walk to the corner shop to get some milk.
  • charltonkestoncharltonkeston
    I think I am old. I handed my notice in a few months back. New job next month.
    Just had a teams chat with our hr admin, she said she wanted to come in a say goodbye. I’ve told her I’m In everyday next week but I’ll probably sneak off early next Friday. 
    She told me that I leave next Wednesday. I’ve told everyone Friday 27th and drinks in the pub lunchtime. 
    I think I’m getting old and stupid. 
  • thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    edited May 2022
    When young women say things to you like "you alright, sweetheart" in that patronising voice.
  • The Prince-e-PaulThe Prince-e-Paul
    When you buy things before the one you have runs out or breaks. I'm not talking, milk, bread, toilet roll, I mean car tyres, exhaust and brakes, even a spare pair of trainers to keep in the wardrobe, exactly the same as the ones you already have!
  • Stuart_the_RedStuart_the_Red
    Waking up at a “sensible” time on the day after your 60th without a headache or feeling sleepy!
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Covered End said:
    People keep holding the door open for me and calling me sir.
    Are you a teacher?
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