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Friday Five Choices

Henry Irving
Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
edited June 2009 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
1. The Dishwater: Wonderful time saving invention OR Just wash the plates in a bowl you lazy sod?

2. Capello: Don't care about his nationality, he's the man OR The England manager should be English. End of.

3. Peter Varney: Would welcome him back OR No, the rot set in while he was here.

4. Reggae: Love it OR Doesn't do it for me

5. France OR Italy

Comments

  • Are you having a problem with consonants today?

    1. Brilliant machine

    2. He keeps winning, I love him (in a manly way).

    3. He needs to bring some cash with him.

    4. Depends on the weather.

    5. Italy, wonderful country.
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    1. The Dishwater: Wonderful time saving invention
    2. Capello: Don't care about his nationality,
    3. Peter Varney: Would welcome him back
    4. Reggae: Love it
    5. Italy
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,435
    1 - Was the plates yourself. Never understood the point of a dishwasher - it takes almost as long as it does to wash and dry up yourself and that doesn't cost you owt
    2 - Don't care - don't support England
    3 - Come home PV
    4 - Real Reggae - s'alright. 'Pop' reggae - shite
    5 - Italia - the South or Sicily. Can't stand the North, and don't like France
  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    edited June 2009
    1. D/washer, didn't trust it at first but wouldn't be without it now.

    2. Makes a nice change to have the team playing with some confidence in themselves.

    3. Obviously we can't manage without him (& Curbs)

    4. Never been into it but there's plenty of worse stuff about

    5. Like France, but it's unfortunate the place is full of Frenchies.An unfriendly bunch!
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,981
    I thought it was Thursday?
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
    [cite]Posted By: Covered End[/cite]I thought it was Thursday?

    Stop being so pedantic. : - )

    Off to the Somme and Mons tomorrow so it had to be now
  • ChicagoAddick
    ChicagoAddick Posts: 4,393
    1. The Dishwater: An absolute wonderful time saving invention. And they certainly grumble less than the missus

    2. Capello: Don't care about his nationality, he's the man until we get knocked out of the world cup on pens

    3. Peter Varney: Would welcome him back any day of the week.

    4. Reggae: Doesn't do it for me

    5. France OR Italy. Very, very close call. Italy because of the people.
  • RalphMilnesgut
    RalphMilnesgut Posts: 1,751
    1. The Dishwater: Just wash the plates in a sink you lazy sod?

    2. Capello: Don't care about his nationality, he's the man. End of.

    3. Peter Varney: There is a rumour of a takeover you know. Please see other (closed) thread

    4. Reggae: I and I Love it

    5. France in six weeks
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    1. Got one. Called Sandra.
    2. THE man
    3. Should never have left.
    4. 2nd only to Punk.
    5. Which is the one with whiteflags ?
  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 5,999
    [cite]Posted By: Miserableold-ish git[/cite]1. Got one. Called Sandra.
    2. THE man
    3. Should never have left.
    4. 2nd only to Punk.
    5. Which is the one with whiteflags ?

    The one's with tanks that have 5 reverse gears (true!!)
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  • kigelia
    kigelia Posts: 2,582
    1. The Dishwasher: dont be so lazy. there is something strangely satisfying about a drainer full if sparkling clean dishes

    2. Capello: don't care what his nationality is, but his hair is very disconcerting

    3. Peter Varney: I would welcome him back but not sure what he can do with the current raw materials

    4. Reggae: sitting on the fence with this one

    5. France OR Italy: would say italy as i like their food better.
  • 1. I enjoy washing up
    2. Prefer English but not much choice
    3. PV come back
    4. Good reggae is good; bad reggae is bad (obvious, I know)
    5. Italy (but not been there much)
  • Steve Dowman
    Steve Dowman Posts: 2,406
    1 dishwasher, time is too precious as a long distance commuter.
    2 doesn't matter, think capello is the best man for the job and that is what counts
    3 as long as he has plenty of filthy lucre he is welcome
    4 bores me rigid with its repetitive beat.
    5 Italy, as someone mentioned though, south Italy only as north Italians are the same as the rude french.
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,993
    1. Just wash the plates in a bowl you lazy sod?

    2. Capello: Don't care about his nationality, he's the man

    3. Peter Varney: Would welcome him back

    4. Reggae: Love it

    5. Italy
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    1. The Dishwater: Just wash the plates in a bowl you lazy sod?

    2. Capello: Don't care about his nationality, he's the man, but I used to be in the only an Englishman camp, he has changed my mind)

    3. Peter Varney: Would welcome him back

    4. Reggae: Like it, not love it

    5. France, never been to Italy, love Paris, but dont like the French people.
  • 1. Dishwasher
    2.Capello
    3. PV back
    4. Reggae. On a summers day
    5. France. But cant compare as not been to Italy. May review decision after spending a few days there with Henry and Addickted.
  • 1. The Dishwater: a god send the sink is for peeing in only FACT

    2. Capello: Super manager nationality doesnt matter

    3. Peter Varney IS Charlton end of

    4. Reggae: Love it especially in the long hazy summer

    5. Italy Hot women and great style
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    1. Surely thats what the wife is for ?
    2. Should be English
    3. Have him back
    4. Shit
    5. Both gay
  • SE7 Expat
    SE7 Expat Posts: 280
    1. The Dishwater: Wonderful time saving invention

    2. The England manager should be English, but if Capello can't get us to WC glory I ll be happy

    3. Peter Varney: Would welcome him back

    4. Reggae: Like it

    5. Italy > grub, birds and wine
  • leftbehind
    leftbehind Posts: 8,581
    1. The Dishwater: Just wash the plates in a bowl you lazy sod?

    2. Capello: Don't care about his nationality,
    3. Peter Varney: Would welcome him back
    4. Reggae: Doesn't do it for me

    5. Italy
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  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,103
    1. The Dishwater: Wonderful time saving invention Life's too short to wash dishes

    2. Capello: Don't care about his nationality, he's the man there are similarities to SAR. He don't take no shite

    3. Peter Varney: Would welcome him back I just wish he'd get his finger out and hurry up

    4. Reggae: Doesn't do it for me Although some of the early Bob Marley is v good

    5. Italy
  • les_says
    les_says Posts: 934
    dishwasher - she cooks, i wash up (happily)

    capello - he's the man (despite his bo selecta head)

    varney - come back (and bring your last pa with you)

    reggae - dub be good to me

    italy - love it
  • CAFCBourne
    CAFCBourne Posts: 3,790
    dishwasher - Wash up fine by me.

    Capello - He's the man (at the mo i suppose)

    Varney - Come back

    Reggae - I don't like reggae i Love it

    France - Know lots of wonderfull people out there. Although having never been to Italy i think i would like as well
  • Cipollini
    Cipollini Posts: 60
    1. The Dishwater: Just wash the plates in a bowl you lazy sod?

    2. Capello: Don't care - don't support England

    3. Peter Varney: Come back.

    4. Reggae: Doesn't do it for me

    5. France - great place.
  • StanmoreAddick
    StanmoreAddick Posts: 4,150
    1. The Dishwater: Wonderful time saving invention- which use correctly saves water

    2. Capello: Don't care about his nationality, he's the man

    3. Peter Varney: Would welcome him back

    4. Reggae: Doesn't do it for me

    5. Italy ( especially the women!)
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    dishwasher
    cappello is the man
    varney back please
    reggae big yes
    neither, both shitholes full of punk slaaaaags, pervo's, white flag wavers and knobs. So i pick Shooters Hill.