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Ben Thatcher… dirty barsteward, in more ways than one

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  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,477
    Yet another paper that thinks we play at Valley Parade.
  • Another honourable mention for Valley Parade.

    Don’t these journalists know it’s now called The University of Bradford Stadium?
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,027
    Shit report.
  • You can take the boy out of millwall.
  • iamdan
    iamdan Posts: 2,421
    Good banter? 

    It’s fcuking disgusting 
  • To be fair a curly shit accurately describes that squad once Andy Reid left 
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,784
    Bog standard journalism

  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,784
    It didn't take Varney long to flush out the culprit
  • TellyTubby
    TellyTubby Posts: 3,550
    Let's hope that everybody let's him know the error of his ways.
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  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,853
    Topical news story
  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,372
    edited November 2022
    Heard a couple of players on the Undr The Cosh podcast mention this about Ben Thatcher. Well known for it.
  • colthe3rd
    colthe3rd Posts: 8,486
    Little did Luke know that it would go on to be a metaphor for his career at Charlton.
  • Absolute wrong-un. 
  • How's that a prank. That's disgusting.

    a prank would have been to put a fake rubber snake in his bag
  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,284
    edited November 2022
    How's that a prank. That's disgusting.

    a prank would have been to put a fake rubber snake in his bag
    Yeah, in most places of work that's called  a sacking offence. It's a weird cultural environment within football that not only does this happen but it's seen as fairly standard. This wasn't that long ago it happened after all, but you'd hope this wouldn't happen today. Not sure I'd be very confident in that though tbh. 
  • What a revolting human being
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,770
    How's that a prank. That's disgusting.

    a prank would have been to put a fake rubber snake in his bag
    Rubber snake, brown snake… what’s the difference?
  • Richard J
    Richard J Posts: 8,033
    Wasn't there a similar story between Lawrie Madden and Paul Walsh?
  • JaShea99
    JaShea99 Posts: 5,459
    What great banter. If you don’t find it funny you’re obviously not a lad. Only proper geezers would appreciate that.
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  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,196
    Superb story. What a fantastic character Ben was. Quality, quality banter. 
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,680
    Scummy player
    Scummy person 
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,770
    Uboat said:
    Superb story. What a fantastic character Ben was. Quality, quality banter. 
    Couldn’t possibly think why that squad tumbled down the divisions as quickly as it did…
  • Kap10
    Kap10 Posts: 15,572
    It's a Millwall thing isn't it. Didn't Steve Harrison Millwall coach  (may have got name wrong) get sacked from England coaching job after it was revealed that he had been caught showing the Millwall players how he could poop into a cup from the top of a cupboard.
  • SDAddick
    SDAddick Posts: 14,467
    Footballers are weird. And they were even weirder back in the day.
  • Kips
    Kips Posts: 689
    I hear stories like this on the Undr the Cosh podcast quite often. One player, and I forget which club it was - but not CAFC or MFC,  even put a shit in the physio's kettle in his hotel room on an away trip. The poor physio was blissfully unaware until he boiled the kettle.

    And so it appears there are simply no limits to banter in the football profession..
  • "The welcome 'gift' appeared to have a positive impact as Varney made 42 appearances in his debut season at Charlton, notching eight goals."

    In what world is 8 goals all season from a striker deemed positive?
  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,867
    How's that a prank. That's disgusting.

    a prank would have been to put a fake rubber snake in his bag
    Yeah, in most places of work that's called  a sacking offence. It's a weird cultural environment within football that not only does this happen but it's seen as fairly standard. This wasn't that long ago it happened after all, but you'd hope this wouldn't happen today. Not sure I'd be very confident in that though tbh. 

    A prank on a new signing when vinnie Jones and friends were at Wimbledon was a continuous brutal welcome. 

    These pranks aren't very funny but it's the culture of the sport...and it perhaps does get players/new signings talking quick and getting to know each other in an instant shit second. 
  • Big William
    Big William Posts: 3,841
    Legend had it that one Wimbledon signing never suffered the initiation - Mick Harford, as no one dared.
  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,867
    Legend had it that one Wimbledon signing never suffered the initiation - Mick Harford, as no one dared.

    Practical jokes and initiations for new players were commonplace; these ranged from players being stripped and forced to walk home naked to belongings being set on fire to players being tied to the roof of a car at the training ground and driven at high speeds along the A3 among a multitude of others, with long-serving midfielder Vinnie Jones saying "you either grew a backbone quickly or dissolved as a man"

    😬