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Slowest Charlton Life Player You've Seen .......

Oggy Red
Oggy Red Posts: 44,986
edited July 2009 in General Charlton
Well, amongst the has-beens and never-quite-made-its, there's a few of us not famed for intense velocity these days.


No doubt I would feature amongst a list of those now long past whippet status - but who else gets nominated for the special Charlton Life FC 'Golden Slug' award .....?

Nominations on a postcard, please.

Or just indiscreetly take the mick out of your favourite drinking partners who've worn the fabled shirt for Charlton Life, in the comments box below.

;o)
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  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,444
    You called?
    Mind you I thought I was slow until I saw Luva Luva, now thats slow. Lol
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,986
    [cite]Posted By: T.C.E[/cite]You called?
    Mind you I thought I was slow until I saw Luva Luva, now thats slow. Lol

    lol, TCE ...... that's 3 of us on the list so far ..........

    Luva Luva nominated by his now ex-best friend TCE

    ;o)
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,433
    don't know if oohaah has ever represented c/life, but i can recall, many moons ago we played against a (sunday league) team that done a programme thing for a laugh.
    next to his name was "probably the unfittest 21 year old ever".
    there was probably a linesman flag also next to his name.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,444
    edited July 2009
    Slow, never!!
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,986
    edited July 2009
    lol .... TCE.

    Now that's cruel, but alarmingly near to truth.

    Surely, there's got be one other candidate to pip me to the not so coveted 'Golden Slug' award ....?
    I bloody hope so !!


    Edit: You could have picked a more flattering picture, you bugger!
    I look fit to drop, lol

    ;o)
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,444
    Elegent, Never!!
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,986
    Is that you in the No 11 shirt, TCE ...?

    Some leap, impressive for an old git!
    lol
  • thewolfboy
    thewolfboy Posts: 2,947
    I remember Graham Moore through on goal at Highbury, with no-one near him. Within a few seconds he was overtaken and tackled. Very good player for us but s l o w!
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,444
    [quote][cite]Posted By: Oggy Red[/cite]Is that you in the No 11 shirt, TCE ...?

    Some leap, impressive for an old git!

    lol[/quote]

    Thats me, I am now wholly responsible for the slope towards the Jimmy Seed stand, such an impressive action shot that WSS uses it as the icon on his account details picture. Lol
    And if you look closely I'm just about to do a thigh high tackle, which when proper football was played I'd have got away with that. ;)
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,508
    dunno Oggs i'm pretty slow too!

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  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,986
    [cite]Posted By: Dazzler21[/cite]dunno Oggs i'm pretty slow too!

    I wouldn't call you slow, Dazzler.

    Just static.

    (oops, that was cruel. Soz)

    ;o)
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,717
    [cite]Posted By: Oggy Red[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Dazzler21[/cite]dunno Oggs i'm pretty slow too!

    I wouldn't call you slow, Dazzler.

    Just static.

    (oops, that was cruel. Soz)

    ;o)

    Cruel but fair Oggy. Anyone who can't outdo me for pace must be slow (sorry Daz)
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,986
    New favourite for the Charlton Life FC 'Golden Slug' award:

    (drum roll ......)


    Dazzler21



    ;o)
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,508
    yeah fair nuff lol
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,009
    Yeha even the old bloke wearing his pj trousers aganst Burnley it was I think beat Dazzler! :-)
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,508
    Alright calm down lads this is just getting insulting! lol

    I never tried to be the fastest unfortunately you are born with fast twitch or slow twitch fibres not usually an inbetween I have slow twitch fibres which means i'll never be Dennis Romedahl paced!
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,508
    Thanks guys im all worried now I have no problems in my 6 and 7's leagues.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,986
    edited July 2009
    So does Dazzler win the not so coveted Charlton Life FC 'Golden Slug' award ....... ?


    Or just 'Young Slug of the Year' ......?

    ;o)
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,009
    Dont worry Dazzler, you was still faster than Ketman








    After he'd pulled his hamstring!
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,508
    Ithink i should get the

    Newslugger of the year!

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  • uncle
    uncle Posts: 4,209
    Yeah Dazzler i have to admit you were fecking slow probabaly the slowest winger of all time. Even the centerhalves were passing you and getting into the box to wait for your cross. And may i add for a young man your bloody unfit to ha ha
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,508
    I am not unfit!

    I play two 1hr games of football every Wednesday and a half hour game including kickabout after on thursday I also go to the Gym Mondays and tuesdays and on every other lunch break!

    Quite offended by that one Uncle!
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,151
    edited July 2009
    [cite]Posted By: Dazzler21[/cite]I am not unfit!

    I play two 1hr games of football every Wednesday and a half hour game including kickabout after on thursday I also go to the Gym Mondays and tuesdays and on every other lunch break!

    Quite offended by that one Uncle!


    Lay off the pies fella!

    ;-)
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,258
    lol at all of these.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,508
    ha ha not really offended but had you going!

    For future reference don't mind being called slow but when you call me unfit with all that excercise i do i laugh when people say i'm unfit - just not used playing 11-aside much any more.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,508
    [cite]Posted By: Stu of HU16[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Dazzler21[/cite]I am not unfit!

    I play two 1hr games of football every Wednesday and a half hour game including kickabout after on thursday I also go to the Gym Mondays and tuesdays and on every other lunch break!

    Quite offended by that one Uncle!


    Lay off the pies fella!

    ;-)
    Don't eat pies they're full of more shit than Andy Reid! lol ;o)
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,508
    edited July 2009
    WHAT ABOUT CURBEY!!! (to remove the spotlight from myself)
    He was slow (probably as slow as me) and just used his weight to barge through players! (and give away fouls lol) He was around my age too!
  • Ross
    Ross Posts: 4,418
    Henners....his fashion sense is back in the 19th century...
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,444
    [cite]Posted By: Dazzler21[/cite]I am not unfit!

    I play two 1hr games of football every Wednesday and a half hour game including kickabout after on thursday I also go to the Gym Mondays and tuesdays and on every other lunch break!

    Quite offended by that one Uncle!

    PS3 or Xbox ;)
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,508
    fck off ;o) just kidding

    ps3 on the missing dates!