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Slowest Charlton Life Player You've Seen .......

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  • Curbey
    Curbey Posts: 368
    [cite]Posted By: Dazzler21[/cite]WHAT ABOUT CURBEY!!! (to remove the spotlight from myself)
    He was slow (probably as slow as me) and just used his weight to barge through players! (and give away fouls lol) He was around my age too!

    Dazzler you make me look like Usain Bolt.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,444
    edited July 2009
    Lol
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,146
    Can I nominate myself? My two speeds are very slow and stop.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,507
    edited July 2009
    Ha ha Curbey i think we make eachother look like two old grannys racing! Neither of us could ever be made to look like usain bolt even against Grant Basey or Matt Holland running backwards
  • Simonsen
    Simonsen Posts: 5,545
    Peter Garland. Mark Fish v Man City at home.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,986
    edited July 2009
    [cite]Posted By: Simonsen[/cite]Peter Garland. Mark Fish v Man City at home.

    Sorry, Simmo ...... you're on the wrong thread.

    We're talking about the playing legends who post on this Forum - and who've worn the fabled shirt in the name
    of Charlton Life. The Golden Slug award.

    ;o)
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,071
    lol, this thread is making me laugh !

    Its Dazzler all the way !

    I've never known a right winger to ask a manger before if he can go centre forward because 'the left back is too quick for me' !!


    sorry pal !
  • blackheathaddick
    blackheathaddick Posts: 1,405
    I vote Dazzler too. I could sit in the box and have a 5 minute chat with the centre back waiting for your surging run up the line to deliver a cross!
  • Simonsen
    Simonsen Posts: 5,545
    Fair enough Oggy....although had those two been lucky enough to be selected, I'm sure they'd be right up there in contention.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,507
    right enough digs at the Dazzler please!

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  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,258
    is dazzler really slow or is this a pee take?
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,507
    edited July 2009
    I am a slow runner get done by most of the players in a race I reckon!

    But still!
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,986
    Poor old Dazzler.

    He's garnered more votes for the Golden Slug award than anyone else so far ..... even players 20 or 30 years older than Dazzler are faster.

    Mind you, there might not be a lot in it ..... (!)

    ;o)
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,507
    WERE faster
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,258
    but dazzler how can you be slow when you used to be a fitness guru?
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,009
    I'm not saying Dazzler is slow but when we was playing at Meridian last time there was a boot fair on, and by the time Dazzler had finished his run up the wing the boot fair had packed up and gone home!

    :-)
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,507
    edited July 2009
    [cite]Posted By: Curb_It[/cite]but dazzler how can you be slow when you used to be a fitness guru?
    don't gotta be fast to be fit!
    Just gotta take care of yourself!

    My fitness is not the problem is just my pace but I reckon I can improve it even if Human Biology says you're built that way!
  • uncle
    uncle Posts: 4,209
    Ha ha i'm loving this ..... Sorry mate but this is good
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,507
    Still faster than Hudson Though ;o)
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,444
    Right Dazzler, me, you and Oggy at the next Charltonlife match that Oggy's in town for, one length of the pitch. A tenner from the loser to Demelza? ;)

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  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,986
    [cite]Posted By: T.C.E[/cite]Right Dazzler, me, you and Oggy at the next Charltonlife match that Oggy's in town for, one length of the pitch. A tenner from the loser to Demelza? ;)

    Okay, you're on.

    Just had a thought ....... if I have to sprint to beat you and Dazzler, I'll be well and truly fecked before the match.
    And absolutely no chance afterwards, I can hardly walk by then, lol

    I'm no 21 year old you know, as everybody loves to remind me. Unlike Dazzler.

    ;o)
  • uncle
    uncle Posts: 4,209
    Oggy your more like a 21 year old than Dazzler. My nans more like a 21 year old than Dazzler and she died 4 months ago ;o)
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,711
    Having met Oggy my feeling is that he should challenge all over 35 year old Charlton life footballers to a 100 metre race and all those he beats should cough up a tenner to Demelza.

    I reckon he'd raise a few quid.
  • uncle
    uncle Posts: 4,209
    Good idea LG i'm up for that
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,711
    [cite]Posted By: uncle[/cite]Good idea LG i'm up for that

    Over to you Oggy!:-)
  • uncle
    uncle Posts: 4,209
    Come on Oggy i know you like a challenge !!!
  • NathanPrior
    NathanPrior Posts: 3,577
    Even I could probs beat Dazzler and thats saying something
  • uncle
    uncle Posts: 4,209
    Yeah lets not forget Dazzler he's got to be in this
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,711
    [cite]Posted By: uncle[/cite]Yeah lets not forget Dazzler he's got to be in this

    Over 35, Dazzler and any other under age candidates Oggy has a sporting chance of beating.

    Get Jonjo to get Basey along and he can donate £100 if oggy wins!:-)
  • uncle
    uncle Posts: 4,209
    Ha ha i'll see what i can do

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