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When getting up from the sofa is 20% successful first time, 30% successful the second time, 40% successful the third time and 10% successful the fourth or more times1
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Based on those stats, the sofa is pretty much where you are staying…thai malaysia addick said:When getting up from the sofa is 20% successful first time, 30% successful the second time, 40% successful the third time and 10% successful the fourth or more times0 -
When you are sitting on the sofa, feel hungry or thirsty, and you have to weigh up exactly how thirsty or hungry in order to decide whether its worth the effort to get up. Normally I don't bother unless I also need a visit to the loo.2
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alan dugdale said:When you realise it’s 34 years to the day since that 9 second Jim Melrose goal0
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When you worry about getting down on your hands and knees, because you don't know if you'll be able to get up again7
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Acab said:When I You reminisce with your mates about Tonbridge away in 1972 the day before the first round draw.Acab said:When I You reminisce with your mates about Tonbridge away in 1972 the day before the first round draw.
As for this still remember that silly fence that separated the fans.Acab said:When I You reminisce with your mates about Tonbridge away in 1972 the day before the first round draw.
Guess what traveling with Lewis Coaches Eddie Cecil was of course the driver.
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A great day out!Lewis Coaches said:Acab said:When I You reminisce with your mates about Tonbridge away in 1972 the day before the first round draw.Acab said:When I You reminisce with your mates about Tonbridge away in 1972 the day before the first round draw.
As for this still remember that silly fence that separated the fans.Acab said:When I You reminisce with your mates about Tonbridge away in 1972 the day before the first round draw.
Guess what traveling with Lewis Coaches Eddie Cecil was of course the driver.
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A young twenty something went to sit down in a priority seat on the tube, saw me getting on and offered me the seat - politely declined but i was almost annoyed by it, strange.0
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Having to walk backwards downstairs when carrying the dirty clothes basket and resting the basket on each step as you go!0
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When you’ve a million TV channels, it’s a Friday night, and you spend the evening watching country music from the 70s5
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You remember games being described as having record gate receipts.0
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A 30 something Mum with a poorly 10 year old leaving school early as we walked through the gates shouts out, "My mum said to say hello next time we see you" 🤷♂️0
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Wishing I was 30 years younger and had better hearing, when my wife shouts from the bedroom “any chance of you putting that clock up today” 😳13
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When you start discussing at length who will be in the Dance Off in Strictly on Sunday evening.4
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You know you’re getting old when it takes you 6 minutes from taking the picture to posting it on CLT_C_E said:T_C_E said:Wishing I was 30 years younger and had better hearing, when my wife shouts from the bedroom “any chance of you putting that clock up today” 😳
Edit…. The clocks up!
it took a while but it’s up 🤷♂️
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A few weeks ago I went to the bowls club to watch my mother in law in a final. When arriving a lady started showing me where to get changed thinking I was in the bowling team. I was fuming. My wife didn’t stop laughing13
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You've been busy putting up security cameras as well. ;-)T_C_E said:T_C_E said:Wishing I was 30 years younger and had better hearing, when my wife shouts from the bedroom “any chance of you putting that clock up today” 😳
Edit…. The clocks up!
it took a while but it’s up 🤷♂️
I plugged mine into my living room tv in one of the HDMI slots. I seldom watch them, nothing ever new on them.0 - Sponsored links:
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When, despite saying you wouldn’t, you check out I’m a Celebrity and the only “celebs” you recognise are Farage and Grace Dent!1
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Who's Grace Dent?2
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When you come on this thread to make a comment and can't remember what you were going to say.......11
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We monitor the dogs in the house and garden it’s nice to where they are and what they are up too, it would drive us mad connected to the tv.charltonkeston said:
You've been busy putting up security cameras as well. ;-)T_C_E said:T_C_E said:Wishing I was 30 years younger and had better hearing, when my wife shouts from the bedroom “any chance of you putting that clock up today” 😳
Edit…. The clocks up!
it took a while but it’s up 🤷♂️
I plugged mine into my living room tv in one of the HDMI slots. I seldom watch them, nothing ever new on them.I didn’t install them, the guy fitting the alarm did it for me.1 -
You finally bite the bullet and go for a hearing test. And then you're told you have a reverse slope. All downhill from now on guess! 🤷2
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Depends on which way it’s sloping, surely. It could be all uphill from now onlindos480 said:You finally bite the bullet and go for a hearing test. And then you're told you have a reverse slope. All downhill from now on guess! 🤷0 -
The room behind the cameraSporadicAddick said:
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You completely forget that your team has an important fixture in the Bristol Street Motors Trophy and only when you log on to Charlton Life out of habit do you find out that they won 3-0.1
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You drink a quart and pee a gallon.9
