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Tenerife - Things to do/Places to go

New lifer here, me and my bunch of lads going away this weekend, any recommendations and what to expect? 

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  • arny23394
    arny23394 Posts: 1,180
    Siam park is good fun. 
  • Cafc43v3r
    Cafc43v3r Posts: 21,600
    The Gaelic Corner and The Golden Mile are highly recommended.

    The Irish Oak and Garrison are pretty good, the first one especially for day drinking.  Linekers is closed more often than it is open these days and Veronica's isn't what it used to be.

    I have been about a dozen times so if you want more specific info give me a shout.
  • Cafc43v3r said:
    The Gaelic Corner and The Golden Mile are highly recommended.

    The Irish Oak and Garrison are pretty good, the first one especially for day drinking.  Linekers is closed more often than it is open these days and Veronica's isn't what it used to be.

    I have been about a dozen times so if you want more specific info give me a shout.
    Cheers mate, reckon well be doing quite a bit of boozing outside even though were all inclusive, is drinking relatively cheap out there? We are staying Playa de las Americas.
  • Even if you are all inclusive, a visit to here.. https://www.molino-blanco.com/index.php/es  lovely restaurant in Adeje so not too far from where you are.
  • Cafc43v3r
    Cafc43v3r Posts: 21,600
    Cafc43v3r said:
    The Gaelic Corner and The Golden Mile are highly recommended.

    The Irish Oak and Garrison are pretty good, the first one especially for day drinking.  Linekers is closed more often than it is open these days and Veronica's isn't what it used to be.

    I have been about a dozen times so if you want more specific info give me a shout.
    Cheers mate, reckon well be doing quite a bit of boozing outside even though were all inclusive, is drinking relatively cheap out there? We are staying Playa de las Americas.
    If you go to the run of pubs between Las Americas and Los Cristianos you can get pints for 1 or 2 Euro.  The Golden Mile is quite a bit more than that.

    The bars round Linekers are about 3-4 Euros.  
  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,017
    New lifer here, me and my bunch of lads going away this weekend, any recommendations and what to expect? 
    What to expect? if you're going away with a bunch of lads on a first boys jolly holiday, l have one top tip.  If you do get some sleep, sleep with one eye open.
    You WILL get stitched up at some point.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    arny23394 said:
    Siam park is good fun. 
    This! Great way to spend a day
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,150
    Star of India Restaurant, Calle Mexico. Good food and great value. Service is quite slow, so go on a night when you are not in a hurry. 
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,617
    edited June 2023
  • PaddyP17
    PaddyP17 Posts: 13,035
    Went there for a stag a couple years ago. Was utterly debauched. Jumping Jacks and the surrounds, if you're staying, was good fun, from what little I remember
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  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,242
    If you fail to bump uglies out there you should lock your horrible cock and balls up and send them to someone serious 

    Playa De La Americas is a shithole but its a lot of fun, the hotels are full of cockroaches and the area around Veronica's etc stinks of piss and fried food (to be fair its a smell cocktail I like as it reminds me of football) 

    Hope you and your pals have a great time 
  • cafcsinger
    cafcsinger Posts: 5,548
    Probably worst place i've been on holiday, siam park was great though
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,458
    edited June 2023
    Had my very first boys jolly in las Americas. Many many moons ago
    Is Veronica's still there? Filthy place.
    Loved it!
  • R0TW
    R0TW Posts: 1,673
    Loved it there as a youth.
    Great nightlife.
    Now suddenly more interested in Mount Teide.
    Get involved before you think the same way.
  • Went there for 10 days with my mates when a teenager. What a time in life that was, loved every second of it. Sounds like the price of beer remains the same as it did in 2012.
  • Billy_Mix
    Billy_Mix Posts: 2,707
    catching crabs at playa de las americas
  • HastingsRed
    HastingsRed Posts: 1,583
    Went there for 10 days with my mates when a teenager. What a time in life that was, loved every second of it. Sounds like the price of beer remains the same as it did in 2012.
    Yep you can still get a pint for a euro.
  • Brownie12
    Brownie12 Posts: 1,525
    Get pissed up and get yer Cory out.
  • Southendaddick
    Southendaddick Posts: 5,314
    Is Bobbies and Busbies still there 

    Spent a bit of time in there in the 90’s


  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,242
    Brownie12 said:
    Get pissed up and get yer Cory out.
    A friend of mine did exactly that in 2006, to be fair to the guy he has a cock like a babys arm holding a plum. His party piece would be to put a cigarette in his foreskin as if it was hanging from a mouth and ask people if they had a light. He would also dangle it in any pint someone had been stupid enough to leave unattended and the refraction of the liquid would make this monstrous thing look even bigger as it gave the impression it totally filled the glass. He didn't shake it when he went for a gage, he kicked it. Anyway, this is a long time pre #metoo and things like this used to go on. He had been doing a hands free helicopter outside Brown's to a crowd of people in hysterics including me and the rest of my scumbag mates and a Garda Civil officer decided enough was enough and, I can not remember exactly what he used, could have been a nightstick, could have been his gloved hand, but he whacked my friends penis hard and sharp leaving a very angry welt on his helmet and loudly told him "finito!" It dropped him. 
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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,597
    edited June 2023
    Carter said:
    Brownie12 said:
    Get pissed up and get yer Cory out.
    A friend of mine did exactly that in 2006, to be fair to the guy he has a cock like a babys arm holding a plum. His party piece would be to put a cigarette in his foreskin as if it was hanging from a mouth and ask people if they had a light. He would also dangle it in any pint someone had been stupid enough to leave unattended and the refraction of the liquid would make this monstrous thing look even bigger as it gave the impression it totally filled the glass. He didn't shake it when he went for a gage, he kicked it. Anyway, this is a long time pre #metoo and things like this used to go on. He had been doing a hands free helicopter outside Brown's to a crowd of people in hysterics including me and the rest of my scumbag mates and a Garda Civil officer decided enough was enough and, I can not remember exactly what he used, could have been a nightstick, could have been his gloved hand, but he whacked my friends penis hard and sharp leaving a very angry welt on his helmet and loudly told him "finito!" It dropped him. 
    Yeah, it hurt like hell mate.