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Jailbird XI

Article in the latest My Only Desire.

You'll have to buy it to get all the details but as Marcus Maddison has just been added to the squad  here's the line up:
Keizer;
Ashton, Rufus, Innis Omozusi;
Goodman, Aizlewood, Glover, Otto;
Mauge, Gauld.
Subs:
Welsh
Kelly 
Garland
Newton
Hasselbank
Jones



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  • Why is Hasselbaink in the squad? - Other than he was stealing a living
  • Talal
    Talal Posts: 11,490
    Not even room for Chandler and Stuart. 
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,225
    Why is Hasselbaink in the squad? - Other than he was stealing a living
    Served time in Holland but yes, that joke was used in the article
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,225
    Talal said:
    Not even room for Chandler and Stuart. 
    Or Leroy Lita
  • Garland ?

    I must have missed that - what did big fat Pete do ???
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,225
    Community service for fighting outside the family pub.  Wasn't in jail so only on bench
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Community service for fighting outside the family pub.  Wasn't in jail so only on a very strong bench

  • cafcfan1990
    cafcfan1990 Posts: 12,811
    Does Marcus Bent make the bench too ? 
  • Big William
    Big William Posts: 3,840
    edited August 2023
    Who's Ashton?

    Tresor Kandol got locked up whilst at Barnet, another one for the bench, although pressing for a first team place as he did do some proper porridge.
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  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,225
    Bowyer and Rayner could have been the coaches.

    Just too many to include but good to have strength in depth in case of injuries or parole. 
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,044
    @blackpool72 could be the manager <3:)
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,225
    @blackpool72 could be the manager <3:)
    chairman
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,229
    I see Welsh is on the Bench.
    Would that be the great Don Welsh who lifted the FA cup in 1947 and played 3 times for England scoring 1 goal ?

    The two biggest achievements in Don's career is lifting the cup for Cafc as a player and as manager of Liverpool managed to get them relegated in 1954 for the first time in 50 years. Everton got promoted to the 1st division the same season as Liverpool headed down and spent 8 season in the 2nd tier.

    A legend in so many ways was Don Welsh.

    He was a publican as well so maybe some misdemeanor from this period ?
  • Yes - if it was Don Welsh, what did he do ?
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,225
    Yes it was Don.

    Buy the mag and find out  : :)
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    Keith Gillespie and Matt Elliott for La Manga shenanigans with Leicester 
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    Who's Ashton?

    Tresor Kandol got locked up whilst at Barnet, another one for the bench, although pressing for a first team place as he did do some proper porridge.
    Nathan Ashton. A right back who played in the League Cup c 2007 or 8. 

    Armed Robbery is what he was banged up for although I believe he was getaway driver rather than a gun pointer.
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,336
    edited August 2023
    Graham French, ex-Luton Town, Peter Storey, Arsenal 
    Edit: Didn't realise it was ex-Charlton only
  • Who's the manager?
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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    I now he only played one game for us in a Friendly but surely George Best warrants a starting place.
  • Graham French, ex-Luton Town, Peter Storey, Arsenal 
    Edit: Didn't realise it was ex-Charlton only
    I had never heard of Graham French - just looked him up - wow, he sounds like a bit of a character - Luton fans rate him as one of their greatest ever players
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,044
    edited August 2023
    I now he only played one game for us in a Friendly but surely George Best warrants a starting place.
    He'd be the organiser of the end of season club trip.
    Could sort out the pre-season destination as well.
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,655
    Who's the manager?
    Not sure about the manager but Matt Southall would be a good shout for Chairman.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,225
    Who's the manager?
    Prison Officer 6287

    Could have been Bowyer and/or Rayner but no one named in the article in the magazine.
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,044
    Who's the manager?
    Not sure about the manager but Matt Southall would be a good shout for Chairman.
    Did Mark Hulyer wear arrowed clothing at all?
  • jamiebcool
    jamiebcool Posts: 592
    BWP got nicked in his Southampton days for pinching stuff out of a nightclub staffroom 
  • Big William
    Big William Posts: 3,840
    LenGlover said:
    Who's Ashton?

    Tresor Kandol got locked up whilst at Barnet, another one for the bench, although pressing for a first team place as he did do some proper porridge.
    Nathan Ashton. A right back who played in the League Cup c 2007 or 8. 

    Armed Robbery is what he was banged up for although I believe he was getaway driver rather than a gun pointer.
    Cheers Len

    If convictions for crimes against football count, there's a few eligible managers out there.
  • Scoham
    Scoham Posts: 37,376
    Sheku Kamara for our academy team.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheku_Kamara
  • stop_shouting
    stop_shouting Posts: 3,680
    Richmond donker