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LoOkOuT
LoOkOuT Posts: 10,853
edited February 2007 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Here's a collection of brilliant Homer Simpson quotes.

[ulist]
[*]I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman

[*]Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

[*]Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

[*]Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?

[Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You-are-gay.'

[*]I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
[/ulist]

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  • carlsberg
    carlsberg Posts: 1,383
    edited February 2007
    [quote][cite]Posted By: LoOkOuT[/cite]Here's a collection of brilliant Homer Simpson quotes.[/url]

    [*]I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
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    genius!!!!
  • Ledge
    Ledge Posts: 7,179
    AFKA will love these. he can print them and frame them alongside his xmas socks
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    Lol

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