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When you wonder to do on Saturday evenings now that Strictly has finished0
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I’m late to this but I just heard a great description of people aged 50-60 as living in sniper’s alley2
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That was from Paul Whitehouse/Bob Mortimer. I remembered it as 60-65 for men & 60-63 for women.Holdkneebomb said:I’m late to this but I just heard a great description of people aged 50-60 as living in sniper’s alley
Get past those ages and you should be ok for another 15/20/25 years.1 -
Phew I'm 67, you're all invited to my 90th birthday party.3
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When the first piece of clothing you put on to take the dogs out is long underwear! It’s f**king freezing here!3
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Finding the cold difficult to handle these days, so went on the Damart website and bought some thermal leggings - had them on for the Gills FA Cup match - young bloke stood near me was wearing shorts 🙄5
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when Charlton Directors talk about “ diversity” “ inclusion” and you think it’s rubbish.0
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Suspect that's the same for quite a few of us on here. You can add the women's team to that list.rememberbillybonds said:when Charlton Directors talk about “ diversity” “ inclusion” and you think it’s rubbish.1 -
Was he one of the subs?Lordflashheart said:Finding the cold difficult to handle these days, so went on the Damart website and bought some thermal leggings - had them on for the Gills FA Cup match - young bloke stood near me was wearing shorts 🙄2 -
The bloke in shorts was rushed to Gillingham hospital with hyperthermia after the game. Leggings rule. I may have to break mine out for this Saturdays game.Lordflashheart said:Finding the cold difficult to handle these days, so went on the Damart website and bought some thermal leggings - had them on for the Gills FA Cup match - young bloke stood near me was wearing shorts 🙄0 - Sponsored links:
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Long Johns, as they used to be called, are a basic necessity for pretty much the whole of the football season apart from the first few and last few weeks. Life's too short (and getting shorter) to be cold.3
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55 years ago ?, surely not
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You now know why your Dad took a newspaper to the toilet.
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To wipe his arse afterwards ?Baldybonce said:You now know why your Dad took a newspaper to the toilet.1 -
Please tell me this is not trueletthegoodtimesroll said:55 years ago ?, surely not0 -
He only took page 3 of the newspaper.Baldybonce said:You now know why your Dad took a newspaper to the toilet.0 -
And it came back stuck to page 2.3
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I think it must have happened in an alternate universe. It was not that long ago in our years, it couldn’t have been, I was in the first year of my teenage years and haven’t got old yet…thai malaysia addick said:
Please tell me this is not trueletthegoodtimesroll said:55 years ago ?, surely not2 -
I hope not, he always brought it out for me to read.letthegoodtimesroll said:
To wipe his arse afterwards ?Baldybonce said:You now know why your Dad took a newspaper to the toilet.0 -
‘What’s the news in the paper dad ?’…’usual shit…’Baldybonce said:
I hope not, he always brought it out for me to read.letthegoodtimesroll said:
To wipe his arse afterwards ?Baldybonce said:You now know why your Dad took a newspaper to the toilet.4 - Sponsored links:
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I’ll know I’m getting old when I can’t flick my underpants off the end of my foot and catch them nine times out of ten.
Note: I only do this once a day3 -
You aren’t getting old if you only need to change once a day, 2-3 times a day is a good day !thai malaysia addick said:I’ll know I’m getting old when I can’t flick my underpants off the end of my foot and catch them nine times out of ten.
Note: I only do this once a day😉7 -
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Thank god I’m 67! 😃Holdkneebomb said:I’m late to this but I just heard a great description of people aged 50-60 as living in sniper’s alley2 -
When the TV advert for Tena for Men makes you look up from your iPad and you find yourself making a “Hmmmmmm” sound out of interest! 😳T_C_E said:
You aren’t getting old if you only need to change once a day, 2-3 times a day is a good day !thai malaysia addick said:I’ll know I’m getting old when I can’t flick my underpants off the end of my foot and catch them nine times out of ten.
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I was talking to my S-I-L following a kids athletics meet - he helps out with some of the coaching.
We were discussing the stand out athlete and I blurted out that he reminded me of Alberto Juantorena. My S-I-L glazed over as he looked into the mid distance and I had a sudden crisis of confidence - had I just made that name up?
Anyway I rushed home to Google my own statement and was pleased to see that Alberto had won the 400 and 800 golds at the Montreal Olympics in 1976. In fact on watching the video I thought it was quite a good shout - tall, upright, long stride pattern etc.
The thing is if I can pluck that name out from 48 years ago - how comes I can't remember what I had for dinner last night?8 -
I don’t think you’re getting old at all @Raith_C_Chattonell the opposite in fact.
sharing that your sister in law identifies as a man and making absolutely nothing of it is an incredibly modern take12 -
Everybody waits for someone else to LOL just in case.AFKABartram said:I don’t think you’re getting old at all @Raith_C_Chattonell the opposite in fact.
sharing that your sister in law identifies as a man and making absolutely nothing of it is an incredibly modern take5
