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Would ya?

Charlton Dan
Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
edited August 2009 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
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  • CafcWest
    CafcWest Posts: 6,166
    What is it?
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    We should find out in the next few days.......
  • Elthamaddick
    Elthamaddick Posts: 15,808
    it must be tucked between his legs...
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    Is this a "would ya" for men or women ?
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    [cite]Posted By: Miserableold-ish git[/cite]Is this a "would ya" for men or women ?

    As if your that fussy?
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,593
    If I could catch her, it would be a NO.
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,981
    Frank Bruno ?
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    edited August 2009
    got to be a clue in the name ... Caster Semenya

    and as for anagrams,

    "seen scary meat"
    "meat necessary"
    "man secret easy"
    "eat scary semen"
    "eye man actress"
    "yes, erect as man"
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    Well looking at her pic, there's deffo no room for man bits inside those trackie bottoms, so that qualifies her as authentic female - which is a positive sign.

    She deffo doesn't have soft pillows for breasts, so maybe that's a bit of a minus.

    Nice flat tummy - would be the envy of every girl I've ever known.

    Biceps bigger than mine - erm, nope ....... not encouraging.

    Tongue that looks like it could do a job, especially if it's not talking.

    She's a woman with a finely tuned mind ?
    Well, she'd be very different - and the meaning of life is to experience.

    Okay, I've thought about it ..... and I'll dip my big toe in.

    :o)
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    Your a braver man than i am Oggy.
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  • uncle
    uncle Posts: 4,209
    Oggy have you no shame at all. Put your glasses back on mate and look again ;-)
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    You'd love it in Thailand Oggy ;)
  • uncle
    uncle Posts: 4,209
    Sounds like Oggy would love it anywhere
  • carlsberg
    carlsberg Posts: 1,383
    [cite]Posted By: Oggy Red[/cite]Well looking at her pic, there's deffo no room for man bits inside those trackie bottoms, so that qualifies her as authentic female - which is a positive sign.
    :o)


    have you seen ace venturer. i bet it looks like she got a potato stuffed down the back.
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    [cite]Posted By: Oggy Red[/cite]Well looking at her pic, there's deffo no room for man bits inside those trackie bottoms, so that qualifies her as authentic female - which is a positive sign.

    She deffo doesn't have soft pillows for breasts, so maybe that's a bit of a minus.

    Nice flat tummy - would be the envy of every girl I've ever known.

    Biceps bigger than mine - erm, nope ....... not encouraging.

    Tongue that looks like it could do a job, especially if it's not talking.

    She's a woman with a finely tuned mind ?
    Well, she'd be very different - and the meaning of life is to experience.

    Okay, I've thought about it ..... and I'll dip my big toe in.

    :o)

    You wrong 'un
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,593
    [cite]Posted By: Oggy Red[/cite]Well looking at her pic, there's deffo no room for man bits inside those trackie bottoms, so that qualifies her as authentic female - which is a positive sign.

    She deffo doesn't have soft pillows for breasts, so maybe that's a bit of a minus.

    Nice flat tummy - would be the envy of every girl I've ever known.

    Biceps bigger than mine - erm, nope ....... not encouraging.

    Tongue that looks like it could do a job, especially if it's not talking.

    She's a woman with a finely tuned mind ?
    Well, she'd be very different - and the meaning of life is to experience.

    Okay, I've thought about it ..... and I'll dip my big toe in.

    :o)
    you've been living with the sheep too long.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    LOL at you lot .....!


    No, I wasn't being serious as you can see by my Smiley in the original post ...... just wondered what sort of response you lot would give me. Now I know, ha ha!
  • HugoZHackenbush
    HugoZHackenbush Posts: 775
    What does it make you if you are attracted to hermaphrodites? Plain old boring bisexual or something wild and exotic?

    Just wondering...... (academic type interest)
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    he is drawn to them via a scrumpy haze ---------------simples really. any hole in a hay stack etc etc
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    But would Fishnets.............?
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  • uncle
    uncle Posts: 4,209
    [cite]Posted By: Oggy Red[/cite]LOL at you lot .....!


    No, I wasn't being serious as you can see by my Smiley in the original post ...... just wondered what sort of response you lot would give me. Now I know, ha ha!

    Oggy you cant backtrack like that.... You would and you know you would, i'm just a little bit shocked at the depths you would sink to for a leg over ;-)
  • falconwood_1
    falconwood_1 Posts: 7,368
    Ooh Aah wants to know if 'she' goes away?

    Have you heard her speak?

    She makes Barry White sound like Joe Pasquale!
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    Eddie Murphy would...
  • johnnybev1987
    johnnybev1987 Posts: 11,410
    thats just a wrong un full stop. if was woman would be a big NO and if man likewise bigger NO. cant see it being man but does look like one?
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    I can't believe we need to debate this!!

    No thank you
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,215
    It's got hands like Ray Clemence!
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,618
    Never mind wouldya. What about couldya !!!
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    [cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite]I can't believe we need to debate this!!

    No thank you

    If Carter says no ........ and I've never heard him say no to anything before, ever - then case closed, lol

    ;o)

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