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Jermaine Jenas on Dele Alli

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  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,623
    edited August 2024
    There once was a lad called Jermaine,
    who made his living from the football game.
    Texts received from Mr.Jenas,

    suggested he wanted insert her anus.
    He's now sacked from the Beeb
    and feels rather peeved.


    Allegedly
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    There once was a man named Jenas,
    Whose messages were full of uncleanness
    Each text so refined,
    He'd tickle her mind,
    With pics of his tiny penis.
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,229
    edited August 2024
    Breaking news ......

    "Jermaine Jenas was sacked after texts to a runner on the one show"

    Keely Hodgkinson has made no comment 🤐
  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,484
    This is post Hugh Edwards so if JJ sent a text to a colleague saying she's got lovely pins it probably a sacking offence in 2024.

    Jenas was the Golden boy at the beeb and at 41 was in line for the big bucks taking over from Gary Lineker who is in extra time in his stellar BBC career as the highest earner. 
    A total plonker if this a recent text which caused offence to a female college.

    "Unsolicited email or text" always sounds like the emails we used to receive from that nice Nigerian chap who was having cash flow problems. 

    Interesting conversation between JJ and his wife, Ellie Penfold after his "Unsolicited Texts".
    Made me snort with laughter

  • swordfish
    swordfish Posts: 4,234
    edited August 2024
    There was a young man called Jermaine
    Who's texting's become a real pain
    He must learn his lesson
    From his latest indiscretion 
    And never do it again.
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,145
    Anyone else get caught out by the screaming noise from the tweet about what Jenas did 🤦‍♂️ how many more times , sound down ! 
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,623

  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,243
    There once was a young man called Jenas 
    Who could only think with his penis 
    He texted a pick of his cock
    The BBC did knock
    Now Jermaine makes his cash from his Anus 
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  • HarryLime
    HarryLime Posts: 1,295
    It'll be handy if we can get Michael McIntyre off the screens as well
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    Hopefully they find out Danny Murphy did the same thing.
    He couldn't get a good enough macro lens.
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    edited August 2024

    We have a winner 
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    When you say "on" Dele Alli...?
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,352
    When you say "on" Dele Alli...?
    Now THAT would be disgusting AND behind a pay wall hopefully.
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,459
    Sounds as though his meeting with his lawyers went well

    :-(
  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 5,974
    I’m confused by his interview with the Sun. So it was nothing illegal and messages between consenting adults - why sacking?
  • Cloudworm
    Cloudworm Posts: 973
    And why would 'consenting adults' complain?
  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 5,974
    I’m just thinking he must have had a warning. I thought you had to do that first? 
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    I’m just thinking he must have had a warning. I thought you had to do that first? 
    Unless it’s gross misconduct then you just get binned.

    if it was gross misconduct then it was more than just cracking on to a member of staff over text
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  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 5,974
    I’m just thinking he must have had a warning. I thought you had to do that first? 
    Unless it’s gross misconduct then you just get binned.

    if it was gross misconduct then it was more than just cracking on to a member of staff over text
    That’s the worry, the workplace is where a lot of relationships start. Got to be careful who you message.
  • AndyG
    AndyG Posts: 5,906
    Without knowing the circumstances it’s impossible to pass judgement other than to say how stupid are these celebrities that get caught up in this sort of stuff ! 
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,229
    Jermaine Jenas:
    Why do some men press the self destruct button now known as 'send' on emails or texts which kills the Golden goose.🤔

    Sex urge, power urge and over confidence or all three?

    Beautiful wife and kids and big house and he was on the pathway to replace the highest earner at the BBC on MOTD in the next year or so; It would've been a few hundred thousand lower than Gary Lineker but still around the million mark plus the cash he made from the One show and other freelance presenting work.

    The only thing most men give into is temptation 🤦‍♂️
    He isn't the first and he won't be the last. 

    Phillip Schofield and Jermaine Jenas should be a lesson to every straight or gay man before you press send.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Jermaine Jenas:
    Why do some men press the self destruct button now known as 'send' on emails or texts which kills the Golden goose.🤔

    Sex urge, power urge and over confidence or all three?

    Beautiful wife and kids and big house and he was on the pathway to replace the highest earner at the BBC on MOTD in the next year or so; It would've been a few hundred thousand lower than Gary Lineker but still around the million mark plus the cash he made from the One show and other freelance presenting work.

    The only thing most men give into is temptation 🤦‍♂️
    He isn't the first and he won't be the last. 

    Phillip Schofield and Jermaine Jenas should be a lesson to every straight or gay man before you press send.
    Until we know what’s actually led to his sacking, I’d refrain from associating him with the grooming old nonce bag Schofield 
  • stop_shouting
    stop_shouting Posts: 3,680
    Jermaine Jenas:
    Why do some men press the self destruct button now known as 'send' on emails or texts which kills the Golden goose.🤔

    Sex urge, power urge and over confidence or all three?

    Beautiful wife and kids and big house and he was on the pathway to replace the highest earner at the BBC on MOTD in the next year or so; It would've been a few hundred thousand lower than Gary Lineker but still around the million mark plus the cash he made from the One show and other freelance presenting work.

    The only thing most men give into is temptation 🤦‍♂️
    He isn't the first and he won't be the last. 

    Phillip Schofield and Jermaine Jenas should be a lesson to every straight or gay man before you press send.
    I don’t think Jenas and Schofield are remotely comparable based upon what is known 
  • Hopefully they find out Danny Murphy did the same thing.
    He couldn't get a good enough macro lens.
    I thought this was a site about Charlton Athletic? Not a political forum for idiots!
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,229
    edited August 2024
    Jermaine Jenas:
    Why do some men press the self destruct button now known as 'send' on emails or texts which kills the Golden goose.🤔

    Sex urge, power urge and over confidence or all three?

    Beautiful wife and kids and big house and he was on the pathway to replace the highest earner at the BBC on MOTD in the next year or so; It would've been a few hundred thousand lower than Gary Lineker but still around the million mark plus the cash he made from the One show and other freelance presenting work.

    The only thing most men give into is temptation 🤦‍♂️
    He isn't the first and he won't be the last. 

    Phillip Schofield and Jermaine Jenas should be a lesson to every straight or gay man before you press send.
    Until we know what’s actually led to his sacking, I’d refrain from associating him with the grooming old nonce bag Schofield 

    We already know why Jenas was sacked; sending unsolicited texts to female "runners" that worked on the one show. He has admitted he's been an idiot. 

    Phillip Schofield hasn't been charged with any offence so that's why I mentioned him and JJ and not the pervert Hugh Edwards who has or will be charged.