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Jermaine Jenas on Dele Alli
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There once was a lad called Jermaine,
who made his living from the football game.
Texts received from Mr.Jenas,
suggested he wanted insert her anus.
He's now sacked from the Beeb
and feels rather peeved.
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There once was a man named Jenas,Whose messages were full of uncleannessEach text so refined,He'd tickle her mind,With pics of his tiny penis.8
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Breaking news ......
"Jermaine Jenas was sacked after texts to a runner on the one show"
Keely Hodgkinson has made no comment 🤐7 -
Arsenetatters said:
Made me snort with laughtersoapboxsam said:This is post Hugh Edwards so if JJ sent a text to a colleague saying she's got lovely pins it probably a sacking offence in 2024.
Jenas was the Golden boy at the beeb and at 41 was in line for the big bucks taking over from Gary Lineker who is in extra time in his stellar BBC career as the highest earner.
A total plonker if this a recent text which caused offence to a female college.
"Unsolicited email or text" always sounds like the emails we used to receive from that nice Nigerian chap who was having cash flow problems.
Interesting conversation between JJ and his wife, Ellie Penfold after his "Unsolicited Texts".
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There was a young man called Jermaine
Who's texting's become a real pain
He must learn his lesson
From his latest indiscretion
And never do it again.1 -
Anyone else get caught out by the screaming noise from the tweet about what Jenas did 🤦♂️ how many more times , sound down !4
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There once was a young man called Jenas
Who could only think with his penis
He texted a pick of his cock
The BBC did knock
Now Jermaine makes his cash from his Anus5 -
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It'll be handy if we can get Michael McIntyre off the screens as wellguinnessaddick said:2 -
He couldn't get a good enough macro lens.North Lower Neil said:Hopefully they find out Danny Murphy did the same thing.0 -
We have a winnerSuedeAdidas said:
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When you say "on" Dele Alli...?1
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Now THAT would be disgusting AND behind a pay wall hopefully.Wheresmeticket said:When you say "on" Dele Alli...?1 -
Sounds as though his meeting with his lawyers went well
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I’m confused by his interview with the Sun. So it was nothing illegal and messages between consenting adults - why sacking?1
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And why would 'consenting adults' complain?1
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I’m just thinking he must have had a warning. I thought you had to do that first?0
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Unless it’s gross misconduct then you just get binned.Arsenetatters said:I’m just thinking he must have had a warning. I thought you had to do that first?
if it was gross misconduct then it was more than just cracking on to a member of staff over text2 -
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That’s the worry, the workplace is where a lot of relationships start. Got to be careful who you message.cafcdave123 said:
Unless it’s gross misconduct then you just get binned.Arsenetatters said:I’m just thinking he must have had a warning. I thought you had to do that first?
if it was gross misconduct then it was more than just cracking on to a member of staff over text0 -
PM'd youArsenetatters said:
That’s the worry, the workplace is where a lot of relationships start. Got to be careful who you message.cafcdave123 said:
Unless it’s gross misconduct then you just get binned.Arsenetatters said:I’m just thinking he must have had a warning. I thought you had to do that first?
if it was gross misconduct then it was more than just cracking on to a member of staff over text
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Can you take the photo from a different angle? I can’t make out what it is.Baldybonce said:
PM'd youArsenetatters said:
That’s the worry, the workplace is where a lot of relationships start. Got to be careful who you message.cafcdave123 said:
Unless it’s gross misconduct then you just get binned.Arsenetatters said:I’m just thinking he must have had a warning. I thought you had to do that first?
if it was gross misconduct then it was more than just cracking on to a member of staff over text39 -
Without knowing the circumstances it’s impossible to pass judgement other than to say how stupid are these celebrities that get caught up in this sort of stuff !1
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Jermaine Jenas:
Why do some men press the self destruct button now known as 'send' on emails or texts which kills the Golden goose.🤔
Sex urge, power urge and over confidence or all three?
Beautiful wife and kids and big house and he was on the pathway to replace the highest earner at the BBC on MOTD in the next year or so; It would've been a few hundred thousand lower than Gary Lineker but still around the million mark plus the cash he made from the One show and other freelance presenting work.
The only thing most men give into is temptation 🤦♂️
He isn't the first and he won't be the last.
Phillip Schofield and Jermaine Jenas should be a lesson to every straight or gay man before you press send.
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Until we know what’s actually led to his sacking, I’d refrain from associating him with the grooming old nonce bag Schofieldsoapboxsam said:Jermaine Jenas:
Why do some men press the self destruct button now known as 'send' on emails or texts which kills the Golden goose.🤔
Sex urge, power urge and over confidence or all three?
Beautiful wife and kids and big house and he was on the pathway to replace the highest earner at the BBC on MOTD in the next year or so; It would've been a few hundred thousand lower than Gary Lineker but still around the million mark plus the cash he made from the One show and other freelance presenting work.
The only thing most men give into is temptation 🤦♂️
He isn't the first and he won't be the last.
Phillip Schofield and Jermaine Jenas should be a lesson to every straight or gay man before you press send.6 -
I don’t think Jenas and Schofield are remotely comparable based upon what is knownsoapboxsam said:Jermaine Jenas:
Why do some men press the self destruct button now known as 'send' on emails or texts which kills the Golden goose.🤔
Sex urge, power urge and over confidence or all three?
Beautiful wife and kids and big house and he was on the pathway to replace the highest earner at the BBC on MOTD in the next year or so; It would've been a few hundred thousand lower than Gary Lineker but still around the million mark plus the cash he made from the One show and other freelance presenting work.
The only thing most men give into is temptation 🤦♂️
He isn't the first and he won't be the last.
Phillip Schofield and Jermaine Jenas should be a lesson to every straight or gay man before you press send.3 -
I thought this was a site about Charlton Athletic? Not a political forum for idiots!Wheresmeticket said:
He couldn't get a good enough macro lens.North Lower Neil said:Hopefully they find out Danny Murphy did the same thing.0 -
cafcdave123 said:
Until we know what’s actually led to his sacking, I’d refrain from associating him with the grooming old nonce bag Schofieldsoapboxsam said:Jermaine Jenas:
Why do some men press the self destruct button now known as 'send' on emails or texts which kills the Golden goose.🤔
Sex urge, power urge and over confidence or all three?
Beautiful wife and kids and big house and he was on the pathway to replace the highest earner at the BBC on MOTD in the next year or so; It would've been a few hundred thousand lower than Gary Lineker but still around the million mark plus the cash he made from the One show and other freelance presenting work.
The only thing most men give into is temptation 🤦♂️
He isn't the first and he won't be the last.
Phillip Schofield and Jermaine Jenas should be a lesson to every straight or gay man before you press send.
We already know why Jenas was sacked; sending unsolicited texts to female "runners" that worked on the one show. He has admitted he's been an idiot.
Phillip Schofield hasn't been charged with any offence so that's why I mentioned him and JJ and not the pervert Hugh Edwards who has or will be charged.0













