WWIII around the corner?

Solidgone · March 25

I’ve just seen in the on-line version of El Pais that France has issued a guide on what to do if there is a cyberattack, disaster or a war. It was then followed up by a European guide (could be wrong on all accounts if I mistranslated.

Has anybody else heard of this and anything happening in the UK? Seems to me scare mongering but does Europe know something we don’t know?

cafcpolo · March 25

What happened to WW3 through 110?

Henry Irving · March 25

The Third World Is Just Around The Corner.

Lots of countries issue guides on what to do in case of national emergencies, it doesn't mean they are about to happen.

My guess is that this thread will be sunk before the bomb drops anyway.

AFKABartram · March 25

Let’s not complicate things. We all have to wash our hands vigorously, sing two full verses of Happy Birthday and it will all blow over.

Rudders22 · March 25

Henry Irving said:

The Third World Is Just Around The Corner.

Lots of countries issue guides on what to do in case of national emergencies, it doesn't mean they are about to happen.

My guess is that this thread will be sunk before the bomb drops anyway.

Shit. so it could happen in the next 30 minutes.

eastterrace6168 · March 25

Paint the windows with white emulsion, take off the inner doors and make a camp under the stairs and take shelter there, if I remember well...🤦‍🙄

heckington_reds · March 25

Rudders22 said:

Henry Irving said:

The Third World Is Just Around The Corner.

Lots of countries issue guides on what to do in case of national emergencies, it doesn't mean they are about to happen.

My guess is that this thread will be sunk before the bomb drops anyway.

Shit. so it could happen in the next 30 minutes.

Hope not,I've got a 60s radio show to do tonight

swordfish · March 25

WWIII? It's where Man U fans live isn't it.

fenlandaddick · March 25

Sit in your fridge with the door shut

cafcfan · March 25

World War one hundred and eleven? What happened to numbers 3 to 110? Have I been asleep that long?

ForeverAddickted · March 25

eastterrace6168 said:

Paint the windows with white emulsion, take off the inner doors and make a camp under the stairs and take shelter there, if I remember well...🤦‍🙄

Instructions unclear... Currently hiding under Eastterrace6168's stairs

Hope he doesn't mind his windows being painted!!

AFKABartram · March 25

If we did go to war, I wonder what time the Larkfield coach would leave for it?

Lordflashheart · March 25

I have the DVD of 1980’s ‘Protect and Survive’ film - all utter bollocks - it was simply to keep people busy - none of what it says would protect you, or enable you to survive - great voice over by Patrick Allen though

stop_shouting · March 25

Where’s our resident chat bot to answer this?….

ForeverAddickted · March 25

I did ask ChatGPT to provide an answer based on whether CharltonLife is at risk... and seems pretty damned possible if you ask me...

Brace yourself – CharltonLife.com is at extreme risk of World War III! The tensions on the forums are so high that the next matchday thread could ignite global conflict! Between heated debates over the best lineup and the occasional really passionate discussion about the club's transfer policy, we’re just one angry fan away from international diplomacy breaking down. Better stock up on popcorn and avoid all future predictions—this could be the start of something... interesting!"

eastterrace6168 · March 25

ForeverAddickted said:

eastterrace6168 said:

Paint the windows with white emulsion, take off the inner doors and make a camp under the stairs and take shelter there, if I remember well...🤦‍🙄

Instructions unclear... Currently hiding under Eastterrace6168's stairs

Hope he doesn't mind his windows being painted!!

Your not that young FA...🙄

ForeverAddickted · March 25

eastterrace6168 said:

ForeverAddickted said:

eastterrace6168 said:

Paint the windows with white emulsion, take off the inner doors and make a camp under the stairs and take shelter there, if I remember well...🤦‍🙄

Instructions unclear... Currently hiding under Eastterrace6168's stairs

Hope he doesn't mind his windows being painted!!

Your not that young FA...🙄

I'm only 41!!

eastterrace6168 · March 25

ForeverAddickted said:

eastterrace6168 said:

ForeverAddickted said:

eastterrace6168 said:

Paint the windows with white emulsion, take off the inner doors and make a camp under the stairs and take shelter there, if I remember well...🤦‍🙄

Instructions unclear... Currently hiding under Eastterrace6168's stairs

Hope he doesn't mind his windows being painted!!

Your not that young FA...🙄

I'm only 41!!

Nowt but a lad eh, in that case you are forgiven mate...😂

AFKABartram · March 25

ForeverAddickted said:

I did ask ChatGPT to provide an answer based on whether CharltonLife is at risk... and seems pretty damned possible if you ask me...

Brace yourself – CharltonLife.com is at extreme risk of World War III! The tensions on the forums are so"

Have visions of Elon Musk lining us all up demanding “what is your username?” and @SoundAsa£ saying “don’t tell him, Stig”…

blackpool72 · March 25

Ukraine will have to make a sacrifice to get peace.
I don't agree but that's how it is.

If we have to make a similar sacrifice to prevent ww3.

I suggest we give up Croydon.

AFKABartram · March 25

blackpool72 said:

Ukraine will have to make a sacrifice to get peace.
I don't agree but that's how it is.

If we have to make a similar sacrifice to prevent ww3.

I suggest we give up Croydon.

@Croydon is one of our better posters. I’ll be providing the details of dozens of other posters before we get to him!

Alwaysneil · March 25

blackpool72 said:

Ukraine will have to make a sacrifice to get peace.
I don't agree but that's how it is.

If we have to make a similar sacrifice to prevent ww3.

I suggest we give up Croydon.

On the basis that it has to be totally levelled to the ground?

seth plum · March 25

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SDAddick · March 25

I didn't realize other countries had Victory Gardens as well.

Anyway, it's almost planting time here. This year I'm growing corn, kale, lots of tomatoes (hopefully), zucchini (which you call Cornucopia or something I don't know), Cilantro (which you call basil), and basil (which you call football).

eastterrace6168 · March 25

eastterrace6168 said:

Paint the windows with white emulsion, take off the inner doors and make a camp under the stairs and take shelter there, if I remember well...🤦‍🙄

Surely someone can back up my account of the 1970's "Protect and Survive" campaign...@ForeverAddickted thinks i've totally lost the plot i'm sure!!!🤦‍♂️

Fumbluff · March 25

Reminds me, we’re out of tinfoil

ForeverAddickted · March 25

eastterrace6168 said:

eastterrace6168 said:

Paint the windows with white emulsion, take off the inner doors and make a camp under the stairs and take shelter there, if I remember well...🤦‍🙄

Surely someone can back up my account of the 1970's "Protect and Survive" campaign...@ForeverAddickted thinks i've totally lost the plot i'm sure!!!🤦‍♂️

Have thought that long before now mate!!

RaplhMilne · March 25

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eastterrace6168 · March 25

ForeverAddickted said:

eastterrace6168 said:

eastterrace6168 said:

Paint the windows with white emulsion, take off the inner doors and make a camp under the stairs and take shelter there, if I remember well...🤦‍🙄

Surely someone can back up my account of the 1970's "Protect and Survive" campaign...@ForeverAddickted thinks i've totally lost the plot i'm sure!!!🤦‍♂️

Have thought that long before now mate!!

carly burn · March 25

There was a bit of chatter about this a few weeks ago in the Signal group I'm in.
Will let you know if I hear anymore

robinofottershaw · March 25

We have a basement with cinema room and wine storage room. Our neighbours are asking us to lay in a large supply of tinned food and they are coming to ours if the balloon goes on.

Despite the block and beam ceiling am not sure it will provide much protection from the bombs but we will die drunk and happy and I will make sure the last thing we watch is all my Charlton dvds.

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