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Sir David Beckham

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  • cafcfan said:
    Presumably the wife is now to be known as Extremely Posh Spice.
    Lady Spice
  • David Beckham has finally received the one accolade that he really wanted: A knighthood.
    For David it's the second best thing to being a king but after intensive research by his PA, he realised there were too many in front of him in that Queue despite having a 'his and her's' thrones at the lavish wedding in Ireland. 

    Beck's is a nation treasure and loves the Royal family like his own children: Brooklyn, Epping, Miami and Leyton Sharon Stone his much loved princess or E Eleven, that her brothers call her. 

    Knighthoods are a medieval, archaic, anachronism but it's a British tradition and David deserves the title for his flag waving support for the 'Windsor's' and despite the leaked emails with the rant towards Katherine Jenkins back in 2013 for her gong.

    Sir "Golden Balls" and Lady Victoria Posh totty spicy Adams Beckham are much loved and should replace Harry and Megan who were hooked and replaced off the bench by Dave and Vicky.

    William, Kate, David and Victoria are a strong back four and defence for the house of Windsor.👫👫
  • Played football against him when we youngsters. 

    Went on to have marginally different lives. 
    Did he ask for your shirt?
  • Seems a deserving knighthood. Rob's has got to be coming however. Nothing against Beckham.

    Always liked his personality, and understated confidence. I listened to THAT Greece free-kick in a car on a Welsh mountainside, having just walked Snowdon with my mates. I'll never forget the moment we all went bonkers in the car, ala Del and Rodney in their 3 wheeler when they won big. It remains one of those, 'I remember where I was and who I was with' as the goal went in. 

    Well done Becks. 
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