Who would be in the 1st team squad of Charlton players who have a reputation....of being a bit mad?
In this instance, being mad is neither a compliment or a criticism.
The passion of football can be the cause of showing mad symptoms.
When I say mad i don't mean someone currently serving a jail sentence or someone who was incredibly dirty and unprofessional on the field of play.
To provide an example, Paulo Di Canio is mad and therefore gets a spot in my 1st 11. He is the definition of a wild character.
Chris Powell and Johnnie Jackson are fairly normal/level headed and have no chance of getting in the squad.
My 11. 442
Sasa Illic
?? FIsh ?? ??
Robinson Kishishev Bowyer ??
Di Canio Hales
The back line of any opposition would likely be a tad scared. I can only think of Fish in defence. Maybe the Herminator can go left back but I'm not so sure.
I don't know of Kish fully qualifies but I can't think of anyone else.
Any ideas?
Got a better 11?
1
Comments
John Barns LCM
Danny Mills and Ben Thatcher are on the spectrum but don't qualify.
Agree, Nathan Jones manager.
Before him, the contenders... guy luzon, pardew, Bob peeters.
Basically a load of shite
* Round seat with three legs, not the other sort
Roger Johnson
Andy Hughes
Brendan O Connell
Simon Webster
Bob Bolder
What a great read...🙄
If curbs loaned in a 40 year old hungover Paul Gascoinge -gaza would be vice captain.
If curbs signed Jimmy bullard, bullard wouldn't even be in the squad. His persona does not meet the definition.
Maybe an ex Charlton player who would sing their country's national anthem to the point of shouting it from the lungs so a whole stadium could hear it. That kind of nutter.
GK: Sasa Ilic (came from non-league, defied Curbs' orders to go up for a corner at Blackburn and concedes from it)
CB: Mark Fish (MTV cribs and falling through a coffee table)
CB: Andy Todd (Punch-up with Deano and a well-renowned lunatic)
RB: Danny Mills (Got himself sent off for a Xmas break)
LB: Hermann Hreiðarsson (Pure aggression, came across as a generally quite mad)
CM: Peter Garland (Struggling for CMs, but any central midfielder who can retain the nickname "Big Fat Pete" as a professional athlete...)
CM: Emmanuel Frimpong (Footballing liability and the "Dench" stuff)
RM: Paulo Di-Canio (Appropriate that he's on the 'right wing', some mad touchline antics for us)
LM: Johnny Robinson (Mental, always moaning, loved him)
CF: Derek Hales (Fighting teammates, in the pub before fans could get there, "Killer" for a reason)
CF: Tony Watt (Loveable Rogue, untameable)
Manager: Guy Luzon (Basket case, *that* celebration)
Di Canio yes
Todd yes
Hales yes
Bowyer yes
Mills possibly
Paul Miller perhaps
Nathan Jones nailed on.
I'm about four short.
Costa and his dark arts?
Inescapable that Innis isn't in there (anagram)
Lawrie and David Madden? Although they were quality players.
Yep, can't remember who, but it was at a Player meeting and they said to never walk past him as he was always doing it. Not sure who it was at Palace but he took someone out to catch Puffins (Its an Icelandic thing) they ended up getting bitten by a puffin and their finger went septic. So Hermann was proper full on mad.
Maradona, Mario Balotelli , Paul Merson, Pickford, Suarez, Gascoigne, Roy Keane, Razer Ruddock, Eric Cantona!
Imagine all of them lot out on the piss together at the same time celebrating someones stag....
Roy Keane and pickford wouldn't stick around.
I think gaza, mers, and Maradona would probably wake up on a roof within area 51
In an opposing but parallel anti matter Positron universe
A Michael Owen would be top of this list