Bloke & car gone. Dont think any work was done today. Next door neighbour who IS having work done has just had scaffolding turn up. It looked like a couple of the scaffolders went over to the bloke & had a word.
Hopefully alls well that ends well.
As if scaffolders would have a problem with that! They probably asked him if he had any beers left that they could have as they're mouths are rather dry with all the weed they've been smoking.
I'll count myself lucky - one of my near neighbours has been practising his ukelele most of the morning. He's not an advanced player, but he's giving it a good go. Unfortunately he's singing along, which is where it starts to go very wrong indeed.
If he does the same thing on Monday, when he leaves, follow him back to his home. Make sure you get a disguise ready over the weekend and source 100 small bags of dog shit.
When he leaves his property, check inside that there's no-one home and, whilst still wearing your disguise in case there's a Ring doorbell fitted, post said canine excrement through the letter box before setting fire to his front garden fence. Deposit rat poison over his prize winning flowers and then, as he likes beer and music so much, pour fifty bottles of Bud and thirty bottles of Moretti into a piano mounted on the trailer of a low-loader before reversing up and driving at top speed into his recycling bins which are housed in a small shed like structure in the front garden. Be careful to avoid the fire ravaged fence panels.
Take a microphone with you so that, once you're done, you can drop it in front of his house and proclaim "that'll teach you".
I'll count myself lucky - one of my near neighbours has been practising his ukelele most of the morning. He's not an advanced player, but he's giving it a good go. Unfortunately he's singing along, which is where it starts to go very wrong indeed.
Has he offered to clean your windows?
no but he was leaning on a lampost near the junction, but I am glad it turned out nice again for Golfie.
Just remember the bloke knows where you live, that's all.
Imagine if he came over Sunday lunchtime!! The bloke wouldn't stand a chance. Be picking out bits of roast dinner from every orifice on his body for weeks.
Got a farm a couple of doors down that receive and crush concrete in the open air, council couldn't give a stuff to our potential health risks to asbestos which was added to the mix back in the day. Not sure what I can do about it, maybe get the vat man on the case for the amount of caravans he stores, pretty sure income would not have been declared....
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Happens all the time and , despite the unnecessary detailed analysis of this particular chap's ethnic background, it's all races.
If he does the same thing on Monday, when he leaves, follow him back to his home. Make sure you get a disguise ready over the weekend and source 100 small bags of dog shit.
When he leaves his property, check inside that there's no-one home and, whilst still wearing your disguise in case there's a Ring doorbell fitted, post said canine excrement through the letter box before setting fire to his front garden fence. Deposit rat poison over his prize winning flowers and then, as he likes beer and music so much, pour fifty bottles of Bud and thirty bottles of Moretti into a piano mounted on the trailer of a low-loader before reversing up and driving at top speed into his recycling bins which are housed in a small shed like structure in the front garden. Be careful to avoid the fire ravaged fence panels.
Take a microphone with you so that, once you're done, you can drop it in front of his house and proclaim "that'll teach you".
IF untaxed use the report line .
Call 101 and report your suspicions. Post on Facebook and ask for any local intel, Photograph Car.
Read my opening post.
I would have the same issue if it was hip-hop, heavy rock or classical.
It was far too loud for the environment. And if everyone did it then there would be chaos.
Nice try though
Some noncey TikToker asking kids to all meet up in Bexleyheath. Heard he’s been nicked.
Daughters school were on it like a flash last night sending out an email.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HGTPMrlD-w8