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Dean Kiely leaves Crystal Palace

Seems like he's finally come to his senses, time to come home Deano 🍻

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  • Good , I can like him again now .
  • mascot88 said:
    Spray him down - get him home.  
    7 years!!!!!! I don’t think there is enough spray in the world that could clean him now
  • edited July 26
    CV: Deano, Deano Kiely.
    7 years a Premier goalkeeper Coach.✅

    Vicente Guaita: 150 apps, taught angles by Dean and to stop taking a siesta during games✅

    Wayne Hennessy: Told by DK to stop putting his Right hand up in a salute like motion during matches ✅

    Jack Butland: taught directions by DK. South to drop down on the ball, East and West for saves to right and left and for North he went to Glasgow Rangers✅

    Sam Johnstone: just 29 apps before Deano helped him escape to Wolves✅

    Dean Henderson has improved under DK. Embrace the big occasions and be positive in going for the ball. So DH handled the ball outside the area in cup final, escaped a Red card for stopping a goal scoring chance because the VAR had gone for a piss, and ends up a hero✅

    Dean Kiely taught all the above keepers how to kick the ball❎❎❎❎❎

  • He gets interviewed 

    So Dean, why did you leave Palace?

    Deano: You mean, why did I leave Pal-arse? 

    I could only take so much more of the nigels and the money just isn't worth it anymore. 

    They are now a successful club but I still f*cking hate them. I'd rather work for less money and do something I actually enjoy.

    Any tickets left for Watford at home in 2 weeks? If Charlton can possibly forgive me
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