A bird shat on me today and ruined my white/yellow shirt. Luckily, the bird excrement didn't fall on my head.
While commuting home, I thought to myself....what would be the funniest thing to ever possibly happen.
I don't think this is my final answer, but the 1st thing that came to mind was the idea of a priest (happens to be someone who takes himself very seriously of professional seriousness and is nervous infront of groups of people)
A priest, while reading from the bible on an Easter Sunday in front of church goers, accidentally let's out a fart that makes a sudden shock wave loud sound.
He goes red and is left internally terrified and embarrassed, while everyone else stays silent and tries to pretend it never happend by being respectful etc
Whats your personal idea - made up scenario that would have you in stitches?
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never happened before and I have no idea why I did this time (well I have some idea)
was playing with my niece, she is my little best friend, we’re inseparable.
I had finished drinking a bottle of water and I flicked the remnants at my uncle (her grandad). She found it funny and went to fill the bottle up so we could do it again.
She put too much in so I drank it and then flicked the (mostly) empty bottle at her. There was a little more left over than I expected and she got a fair amount full in the face. She just stood there, water dripping from her face, just looking at me in disbelief.
I was crying laughing but still had a mouthful of water - I couldn’t swallow it for laughing but I couldn’t spit it out as I’d only drench her more. Before I knew it I fainted, I slowly fell to one side (luckily I had been knelt down anyway so didn’t have as far to fall) crashed my head on the floor and came to almost instantly.
Aunt and sister in law both half way across the room in panic as they thought I was having a seizure or something. Nope, just laughter.
also, unrelated but an hour or so later we were having a kick about in the garden and (as my name suggests) I fell over, torn ligaments in my left hand.