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Undr the Cosh Podcast

JustFloydRoad
JustFloydRoad Posts: 1,813
edited December 2 in Other Football and Sports

Feels like this podcast has warrants it's own thread.

Many ex Addicks have been on it, so might as well talk about the podcast in general (and any eye catching interviews they do can be posted on here).

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Comments

  • 995632
    995632 Posts: 320
    The Si Ferry one about DiCanio is brilliant!! 
  • Scoham
    Scoham Posts: 37,624
    I listened to the Konchesky one yesterday.

    Just had a look, the latest is Lyle Taylor…
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,372
    Andy Woodman is on there, he's a VERY funny geezer and well worth watching.
  • allez les addicks
    allez les addicks Posts: 1,433
    edited December 3
    The Lyle Taylor one is worth a listen for detail on Duchatelet and ESI. Presume there’s some self-serving revision of details - but key revelations which were new to me were that:

    1. supposedly the club owe him £70k+ but he has chosen not to claim it in order to keep the peace (which would surely be defamation if untrue)
    2. the players were ‘on to’ Southall at a staff meeting at the start given most knew him from organising club nights in Manchester, but it was interrupted by a support staff member fainting,
    3. he supposedly offered the club the chance that he would extend contract for end of covid season if they bought an insurance policy for £10k premium which would have paid £1m if he was injured in the post Covid games, but the club refused to pay it (which sounds implausible to me)
    4. The club (and in particular Gallen) screwed him out of a move to a Brentford at start of championship season by repeatedly raising the asking price once agreed, for £1m to £4m
    5. Various contract offers made to him - from Roland refusing to match Brentford’s £14k a week at the start of the season, to then offering that to him later on but be rejected, to Southall then offering him £10k a week against Bowyer’s advice given he’d already
    6/ His penalty style came from Andy Marshall

    Konchesky one far more meh from our perspective - but he did play for other, arguably bigger clubs so they take a lot of the time. A bit about the breakdown of his relationship with Curbs was interesting but it’s not really a Charlton episode
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,330
    The Simon Ferry episode is very funny but Simon Ferry is a funny guy anyway 

    The Hal Robson-Kanu one was just an advert for his turmeric drink

    The Carlton Palmer one is golden 

    Can't remember who the keeper was, maybe Luke Steele, thats a good one and has a good story about Michael Doyle getting a proper slap off Rob Page which was noce to hear 

    Other notable ones are..... Neil Shipperly, Paul McKenna, Charlie Austin, Nicky Weaver, Mark Crossley, Marc Bircham, Graham Westley, Nicky Forster, Ian Bishop, Phil Brown, David Bentley and Lee Howey 

    Anyone who played with Stephen Bywater has a good story about him 

    On yhe snakes one, I didn't go for his bullshit to be honest, we know the club was a basket case at the time and so did he when he signed. I enjoyed him recounting Akinfenwa beating him up and as footballers go, we always knew he was more articulate than the average and he has his share of using longer words than you would expect a footballer to use which just blows the minds of the hosts before they ignore him and ask a question from their script 

    I cant remember the West Ham, Walsall keepers name but that one was very funny. 

    What sticks with me on any of their pods is how thick Jon Parkin is and how little any of them know about clubs outside of Yorkshire or the wider game. 
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,171
    Some huge fibs get told on this podcast, the HMRC guy has a field day.
  • Brilliant podcasts. Highly recommend the Friday clubs.
  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,389
    Carter said:
    The Simon Ferry episode is very funny but Simon Ferry is a funny guy anyway 

    The Hal Robson-Kanu one was just an advert for his turmeric drink

    The Carlton Palmer one is golden 

    Can't remember who the keeper was, maybe Luke Steele, thats a good one and has a good story about Michael Doyle getting a proper slap off Rob Page which was noce to hear 

    Other notable ones are..... Neil Shipperly, Paul McKenna, Charlie Austin, Nicky Weaver, Mark Crossley, Marc Bircham, Graham Westley, Nicky Forster, Ian Bishop, Phil Brown, David Bentley and Lee Howey 

    Anyone who played with Stephen Bywater has a good story about him 

    On yhe snakes one, I didn't go for his bullshit to be honest, we know the club was a basket case at the time and so did he when he signed. I enjoyed him recounting Akinfenwa beating him up and as footballers go, we always knew he was more articulate than the average and he has his share of using longer words than you would expect a footballer to use which just blows the minds of the hosts before they ignore him and ask a question from their script 

    I cant remember the West Ham, Walsall keepers name but that one was very funny. 

    What sticks with me on any of their pods is how thick Jon Parkin is and how little any of them know about clubs outside of Yorkshire or the wider game. 
    Parkin always comes across as someone who didn’t really take being a footballer very seriously. Constantly going on about being on the piss. 

    The one thing about these podcasts that’s noticeable as well is that the players very rarely talk about the fans they represented. They really don’t care that much beyond themselves, their contract and who the ‘gaffer’ is.
  • Lordflashheart
    Lordflashheart Posts: 5,635
    The Martin Allen one is superb - couple of times he gives them absolute dagger eyes 
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,300
    cafctom said:
    Carter said:
    The Simon Ferry episode is very funny but Simon Ferry is a funny guy anyway 

    The Hal Robson-Kanu one was just an advert for his turmeric drink

    The Carlton Palmer one is golden 

    Can't remember who the keeper was, maybe Luke Steele, thats a good one and has a good story about Michael Doyle getting a proper slap off Rob Page which was noce to hear 

    Other notable ones are..... Neil Shipperly, Paul McKenna, Charlie Austin, Nicky Weaver, Mark Crossley, Marc Bircham, Graham Westley, Nicky Forster, Ian Bishop, Phil Brown, David Bentley and Lee Howey 

    Anyone who played with Stephen Bywater has a good story about him 

    On yhe snakes one, I didn't go for his bullshit to be honest, we know the club was a basket case at the time and so did he when he signed. I enjoyed him recounting Akinfenwa beating him up and as footballers go, we always knew he was more articulate than the average and he has his share of using longer words than you would expect a footballer to use which just blows the minds of the hosts before they ignore him and ask a question from their script 

    I cant remember the West Ham, Walsall keepers name but that one was very funny. 

    What sticks with me on any of their pods is how thick Jon Parkin is and how little any of them know about clubs outside of Yorkshire or the wider game. 
    Parkin always comes across as someone who didn’t really take being a footballer very seriously. Constantly going on about being on the piss. 

    The one thing about these podcasts that’s noticeable as well is that the players very rarely talk about the fans they represented. They really don’t care that much beyond themselves, their contract and who the ‘gaffer’ is.
    In both the Konch one where he (Konch) talks about Spotty's behaviour and the Taylor one where he talks about looking after his own interests, Parkin is firmly in "team money". 

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  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,330
    cafctom said:
    Carter said:
    The Simon Ferry episode is very funny but Simon Ferry is a funny guy anyway 

    The Hal Robson-Kanu one was just an advert for his turmeric drink

    The Carlton Palmer one is golden 

    Can't remember who the keeper was, maybe Luke Steele, thats a good one and has a good story about Michael Doyle getting a proper slap off Rob Page which was noce to hear 

    Other notable ones are..... Neil Shipperly, Paul McKenna, Charlie Austin, Nicky Weaver, Mark Crossley, Marc Bircham, Graham Westley, Nicky Forster, Ian Bishop, Phil Brown, David Bentley and Lee Howey 

    Anyone who played with Stephen Bywater has a good story about him 

    On yhe snakes one, I didn't go for his bullshit to be honest, we know the club was a basket case at the time and so did he when he signed. I enjoyed him recounting Akinfenwa beating him up and as footballers go, we always knew he was more articulate than the average and he has his share of using longer words than you would expect a footballer to use which just blows the minds of the hosts before they ignore him and ask a question from their script 

    I cant remember the West Ham, Walsall keepers name but that one was very funny. 

    What sticks with me on any of their pods is how thick Jon Parkin is and how little any of them know about clubs outside of Yorkshire or the wider game. 
    Parkin always comes across as someone who didn’t really take being a footballer very seriously. Constantly going on about being on the piss. 

    The one thing about these podcasts that’s noticeable as well is that the players very rarely talk about the fans they represented. They really don’t care that much beyond themselves, their contract and who the ‘gaffer’ is.
    In both the Konch one where he (Konch) talks about Spotty's behaviour and the Taylor one where he talks about looking after his own interests, Parkin is firmly in "team money". 
    I don't think any of us are so naive as to think players are in it for the fans, definitely not most of them anyway BUT the lack of empathy for fans and their emotional attachment often surprises me when listening to ex players. I do understand they are essentially contractors and have to look after themselves but I think Parkin is making a caricature of himself. He had so many clubs because he was a pain in the arse who didnt take the sport seriously or do anything he didn't want to do. Granted he scored a fair few bangers and falls into the cult hero bracket. 

    That said, when they get a guest on who is fairly erudite, honest and willing to tell some good stories, Darren Ward recently for example. I think it blows the guys minds but I really like those ones. I remember Darren Ward telling someone or it might have been in a programme when he played for us about him advertising his and his wife's cattery as he knew the importance of life after playing, he is also pretty intelligent which I think stumps all 3 presenters as Brownie the journalist has acquiesced with the other two and regressed 
  • Simonsen
    Simonsen Posts: 5,544
    I think we as fans, often have this romantic notion of our boys "playing for the badge" etc. Sadly, football is now littered with players/managers/directors, who are ok as long as they are winning (both on the pitch and at the bank) but turn the moment things get a bit sticky. There are exceptions of course, but listening to these players, it's pretty clear that to most of them, it's a job, with perks. 


  • cafc4life
    cafc4life Posts: 4,662
    Rowan Vine is a good one too.

    The Andy Woodman story about warming up Nicky Weaver and the woman in the crowd is class.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,300
    Andy Woodman is on there, he's a VERY funny geezer and well worth watching.
    The bloke who owns the ROD is a good mate of Woodman's, he told us he is a proper funny fella.