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How to cope with the raging ump

Off_it
Off_it Posts: 28,997
edited November 2009 in General Charlton
Once thr game finished I took myself upstairs, gathered all of the old paperwork sh*t I had laying around - like old credit card receipts, statements, etc - and have spent two hours shredding the lot. Feel much better now.

Try it.

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  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,997
    Problem is, I've now shredded everything I can think of shredding so am now stuck.

    Might get the local paper out and shred that - apologies News Shopper - or maybe I should pop out and buy myself some
    wheat.
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 27,143
    Gather up all the empty glass bottles and jars you can find, and head down to your nearest bottle bank. If you launch them in with enough force you get a satisfying smashing noise as they hit the bottom.
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,560
    I'm just off to The New Den............................................... for a slash.
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,488
    Slayer, circa 1987-1990. Full volume. That'll do 'er.
  • mistrollingin
    mistrollingin Posts: 3,868
    try and locate Mcleod's contract and shred that.
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,216
    Yes, don't think I've been that angry with Charlton since probably Wycombe at home in the cup a few years back.
  • addick1965
    addick1965 Posts: 5,092
    edited November 2009
    Nothing to shred/punch/kick/break/ sold my old Slayer stuff...so i'd thought i'd have a nice bath..and now the damn water has gone off...nothing nada...no pressure at all and it appears its just in my house as the neighbours water is fine..so ends a terrific day :(
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,113
    After consultation of the Fred Truman book of Northern Games, i contemplated skittles but didn't have any. I thought i'd go down pub, have ten pints and get completely plastered, but i had company round at the time, plus we i'm a bit skint at the mo and couldn't justify the outlay.

    So where do i go from here ??
  • jimmymelrose
    jimmymelrose Posts: 9,862
    [cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]After consultation of the Fred Truman book of Northern Games, i contemplated skittles but didn't have any. I thought i'd go down pub, have ten pints and get completely plastered, but i had company round at the time, plus we i'm a bit skint at the mo and couldn't justify the outlay.

    So where do i go from here ??


    I've been thinking about that and I'm afraid I don't have an answer. Maybe we should all just universally log-off, go to bed, and go on a Charlton Life strike tomorrow.
  • nigel
    nigel Posts: 2,454
    You could try the methelayted spirits, AFKA. Have a look in the cupboard under the sink. That tends to be where it's usually kept for such emergencies...

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  • addick1965
    addick1965 Posts: 5,092
    I've had nice cup of tea and a few biscuits....and i am now calm and watching the re-runs of Ultimate Force which is quite the most laughable programme i've seen in ages.Calm...cool....collected :)
  • Tavern
    Tavern Posts: 7,690
    i went to the anchor. Dark lights, no man utd on the telly, free food on the bar, and someone crooning, sat by a real fire. Charlton who? love from Curb it.
  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812
    Less than an hour after the final whistle i was commandeering a 5th birthday party for my daughter - if only our players had shown as much passion, commitment & effort as the assorted munchkins did earlier during pass the parcel, musical statues & the pinata smashing!
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,950
    edited November 2009
    The last time i remember being so angry was when we lost Liverpool in the premier league and the biggest in TV football history, Mark lawrenson , said he had just watched the worst performance ever in the premier league . coming from a complete pr1ck like that i was steaming angry for days. The worst ever player in our history -Amde Faye had avoided touching the ball all match and effectively shit on the Charlton badge. Today was as bad as that if not worse and confirmed that Parkinson has to go and if anyone says different then welcome to league one for the next five years.

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