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Solidgone
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What do you call a sick crocodile?…An Illigator.
What sweets do frogs like?…Lolly-hops.
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?…It let out a little wine.
What are ghosts so bad at lying?…You can see right through them.
What is a pelican’s favourite TV show?…The Bill.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?…Because 7 8 9
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Why did the orange take the prune to a party?
They couldn't find a date
Why did Scrooge get everyone budgies for Christmas?
They were going cheep
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What do you call an old Snowman….water4
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We had that one today also.flyingkiwiDK said:What do you call an old Snowman….water
And this gem "Q: What does Santa drive when not using his sleigh? A: a motor b-icicle".
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Who is Santa’s favourite pop star?
Beyon-sleigh
Why wouldn’t the lobster share his Christmas presents?Because he was shellfish.2
