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Stig said:

Stig said:

I haven't looked at any other clubs' forums for a while, but I thought I might do tonight so I sneaked a peek at Stoke forum, The Oatcake. They're not happy bunnies. There seem to be four main themes: 1. They generally thought that Charlton were crap. 2. They are concerned that they couldn't score against us, and take it as a sign that they are currently even worse. 3. They aren't particularly impressed with Mark Robins. 4. They are considerably less impressed with our Nathan.  Here's a selection of quotes:

• The only bit of joy was Nathan Jones quickly fucking off down the tunnel after Shawcross had a word.
• I actively despise the cunt, wish him nothing but ill.
• I want to bury Nathan Jones alive and piss on the compost.
• He's an absolute oxygen thief and a total piece of shit.
• Nathan Jones is the most unlikeable bloke in the world. The only silver lining is we aren’t managed by that absolute arsehole.
• I don't mind Charlton as a club, but I'd love to see that unhinged cunt relegated.
• It doesn't say much for the bloke's well-publicised Christian beliefs. He's like a vile toddler on showbiz sherbet. An exorcist might help.
• My life is pretty meaningless and boring. I get up, go to work then have a few hours to myself at night in the week. These guys are making it even fucking worse. Just stop being so shit.

Reading those quotes again this morning, I like to think of it as a 'found poem'. I'm imagining it read out by Dave Gorman, accompanied by a slide show and a string quartet.

letthegoodtimesroll said:

StrikerFirmani said:

Redvalleyeast said:

Stig said:

I haven't looked at any other clubs' forums for a while, but I thought I might do tonight so I sneaked a peek at Stoke forum, The Oatcake. They're not happy bunnies. There seem to be four main themes: 1. They generally thought that Charlton were crap. 2. They are concerned that they couldn't score against us, and take it as a sign that they are currently even worse. 3. They aren't particularly impressed with Mark Robins. 4. They are considerably less impressed with our Nathan.  Here's a selection of quotes:

• The only bit of joy was Nathan Jones quickly fucking off down the tunnel after Shawcross had a word.
• I actively despise the cunt, wish him nothing but ill.
• I want to bury Nathan Jones alive and piss on the compost.
• He's an absolute oxygen thief and a total piece of shit.
• Nathan Jones is the most unlikeable bloke in the world. The only silver lining is we aren’t managed by that absolute arsehole.
• I don't mind Charlton as a club, but I'd love to see that unhinged cunt relegated.
• It doesn't say much for the bloke's well-publicised Christian beliefs. He's like a vile toddler on showbiz sherbet. An exorcist might help.
• My life is pretty meaningless and boring. I get up, go to work then have a few hours to myself at night in the week. These guys are making it even fucking worse. Just stop being so shit.

🎶 He's in your head.....🎶😂

I wondered why our lot were singing that last night. Now I get it, I think. 

TBF, I thought they were chanting some crap in mangled Welsh that they’d heard the Wales rugby fans singing and we’ve adapted it as show of respect for Nathan but couldn’t get the tune and pronunciation right. At least I can tell AI to stand down and give up looking for it now…

Henry Irving said:

As it happens Delilah was written by Les Reed, fact

Henry Irving said:

As it happens Delilah was written by Les Reed, fact