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Gardens! Anyone got one??

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  • valleyman1973
    valleyman1973 Posts: 1,226
    Thats a turnip for the books
  • carlsberg
    carlsberg Posts: 1,383
    I dont MOW wats going on here!
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    Blimey doods, this is quality stuff, i was laughing my nuts off reading all those puns. 63 posts on it is pretty good going lol
  • Ledge
    Ledge Posts: 7,179
    my dog post PAVED the way for all of this for which i am sorry and will Hedge my bets it will get worse
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    I see plenty of trowling going on for puns here...

    Hoe, Hoe, Hoe....
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    my god they just keep on getting worse!
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    It's bean fun but I'm beet so lettuce rest for now and get back to football.
    How are the spuds doing?
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    MCS has had his allotment of pun nets move on to a topiary different subject.
  • Mortain
    Mortain Posts: 391
    MUDduy mildred (to quote the legendary eric openshaw), i can't believe this is this still growing
  • C_f_W
    C_f_W Posts: 1,433
    Oh dear Ollie, what on EARTH were you thinking of?

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  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    [quote][cite]Posted By: C_f_W[/cite]Oh dear Ollie, what on EARTH were you thinking of?[/quote]


    I think he's bean trying to think of a few puns himself, some daisy he can...
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    it just keeps on gettin worse and worse! lol your all nutters :-)
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,987
    OAKay, a fine CROP from ELDER and ASHen faced members..... but remember a BIRD in hand is worth two in the BUSH, like the Red, Red ROBIN.

    CURRANTly, I can't comPOST here any more before I artiCHOKE on my lunch.
    So I'll just SOD off because I can't take any MOWER.......
  • valleyman1973
    valleyman1973 Posts: 1,226
    74 posts. Its become a bit of a daisy chain!
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,996
    [quote][cite]Posted By: MCS[/cite]it just keeps on gettin worse and worse! lol your all nutters :-)[/quote]

    You certainly call a spade a spade MCS!
  • carlsberg
    carlsberg Posts: 1,383
    no point beating around the bush!
  • valleyman1973
    valleyman1973 Posts: 1,226
    Your all DAFFt!
  • Medders
    Medders Posts: 5,572
    I'll HEDGE my bets on this getting even worse. All we need now is an uphill GARDENER for it to go really PEAR shaped with plenty of FAIRY gags, what with him being a bit of a PANSY
  • valleyman1973
    valleyman1973 Posts: 1,226
    All we need now is for someone to dance around Rosemary's Bush
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,505
    doesn't rosemary mind?? and does hyacinth know?

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  • valleyman1973
    valleyman1973 Posts: 1,226
    We can all dance around hyacinth bucket
  • Medders
    Medders Posts: 5,572
    Stuff ROSEMARY, you can't beat a bit of MINT on your POTATOES and CARROTS
  • valleyman1973
    valleyman1973 Posts: 1,226
    how about some nice apple sauce on your meat and two veg
  • C_f_W
    C_f_W Posts: 1,433
    [cite]Posted By: CanadaAddick[/cite]how about some nice apple sauce on your meat and two veg

    Now that's just plain wrong
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,996
    My eyes are WATERING, CAN we just stop this now!

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