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Would Ya? - Australian Open Special

ValleyGary
ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
edited January 2010 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Bit of tennis down under at the moment, so thought id stick up a few ropey lady players. Feel free to add more!

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Baltacha

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Jankovic

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Clijsters
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  • johnnybev1987
    johnnybev1987 Posts: 11,410
    Yes to all 3, im not fussy but dont think many will say no to either
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    Agree with Johnny.

    Yes to all 3 ....... athletic and fit, wearing tiny skirts.

    And people say no .......?
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    See i think they are all pretty minging. Anyone with bigger muscles than me is a no im afraid.
  • cafc-4-life
    cafc-4-life Posts: 1,303
    [cite]Posted By: ValleyGary[/cite]See i think they are all pretty minging. Anyone with bigger muscles than me is a no im afraid.
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,976
    [cite]Posted By: ValleyGary[/cite]See i think they are all pretty minging. Anyone with bigger muscles than me is a no im afraid.

    Baltacha has arms like pipe cleaners - doesn't say much for you!
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    [cite]Posted By: Swisdom[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: ValleyGary[/cite]See i think they are all pretty minging. Anyone with bigger muscles than me is a no im afraid.

    Baltacha has arms like pipe cleaners - doesn't say much for you!

    ...but thighs like Roberto Carlos
  • TEL
    TEL Posts: 10,100
    only number 3 for me...
  • Si
    Si Posts: 375
    edited January 2010
    [cite]Posted By: Swisdom[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: ValleyGary[/cite]See i think they are all pretty minging. Anyone with bigger muscles than me is a no im afraid.

    Baltacha has arms like pipe cleaners - doesn't say much for you!
    I used to love pipe cleaners
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    [cite]Posted By: Telnotinoz[/cite]only number 3 for me...

    Agree, that number 3 is the best of the bunch, Tel.
  • allez les addicks
    allez les addicks Posts: 1,432
    edited January 2010
    Baltacha is a definite no, the other two yes.

    But how have you done a tennis would ya and not had Ana Ivanovic in there? She's gorgeous!
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  • Mike
    Mike Posts: 6,166
    your missing the point of a 'Would ya' thread!
  • No, yes, yes.

    There's something about Jankovic I like, think she's got a bt of cheek in her!
  • allez les addicks
    allez les addicks Posts: 1,432
    edited January 2010
    [cite]Posted By: Mike[/cite]your missing the point of a 'Would ya' thread!

    Any excuse to have a look :p
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,435
    Baltacha, Jankovic, Clijsters = trolls, the lot of them. Agree re: Ivanovic. I usually find women with a bit of meat on them more attractive, but Ivanovic is just ridiculously beautiful. This generation's Sabatini. You can't put her on a 'would ya' thread though - it;s a no-brainer.

    I used to have a thing for Arantxa Sanchez (the younger vintage - not the butchier, bulked iup version in later years). Now THAT is a proper 'would ya'.
  • no no yes
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,866
    thing is about Sanchez Vicario I used to think she was kinda cute yet not at all pretty

    Sabatini would've got it , used to love it when her matches went to three sets and she got all sweaty so her top went see through
  • uncle
    uncle Posts: 4,209
    Yes no yes by those pictures but could possibly change to yes yes yes ;-)
  • uncle
    uncle Posts: 4,209
    [cite]Posted By: ValleyGary[/cite]See i think they are all pretty minging. Anyone with bigger muscles than me is a no im afraid.

    You need to get down the gym, you'll have a lot more yesses then ;-)
  • S_E_7
    S_E_7 Posts: 294
    Yes to Clijsters and ivanovic , no to the rest they look like men in drag
  • SE10Addick
    SE10Addick Posts: 2,963
    I'd like to say no, but I've been with worse...

    much worse!
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  • Rudders22
    Rudders22 Posts: 3,864
    ure just a bunch of perves !!
  • Clijsters can give me a forehand volley any day.
  • ads
    ads Posts: 3,224
    no to all of them, but bring on a navaratalova or one of the williams, then a yes
  • the williams sisters...now there is a Would Ya!

    Definately no to those two
  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    New balls please...
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,435
    [cite]Posted By: allez les addicks[/cite]the williams sisters...now there is a Would Ya!

    Definately no to those two
    Venus - absolutely not - never. She's so f***ing ugly I wouldn't even be able to get it up. She looks like Didier Drogba. Serena, on the other hand... Hmmmm. She'd probably ave it.Although shagging her would be like having a fight - she'd probably try and chuck you around. I'm game - bring it on I say.
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,126
    Serena-Williams-Wardrobe-Malfunction2.jpg

    05_vwilliams_01.jpg

    It's a no from me.
  • ads
    ads Posts: 3,224
    [quote][cite]Posted By: The Red Robin[/cite][img][url]http://www.shnock.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Serena-Williams-Wardrobe-Malfunction2.jpg[/url][/img]

    [img][url]http://i.cdn.turner.com/sivault/swimsuit/image/2005/05_vwilliams_01.jpg[/url][/img]

    It's a no from me.[/quote]

    those two are ladymen, almost certainly
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,435
    [cite]Posted By: The Red Robin[/cite]Serena-Williams-Wardrobe-Malfunction2.jpg

    05_vwilliams_01.jpg

    It's a no from me.
    Lordy lordy - look at Serena's backside. Yes please - I wouldn't stop until the neighbours complained about the smell.

    With you on Venus though - she's f***ing horrid-looking. That photo makes her look even worse than usual.
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    Yes to all of them. Sure why not?