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Matt Holland Song

Chirpy Red
Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
edited March 2007 in General Charlton
How's it go again?
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  • northstandsteve
    northstandsteve Posts: 14,366
    never sung one.
  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
    Exactly!

    Poor sod, he deserves one.
    Funny how some players just never get one.
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,801
    ok. i'll start one off...to the tune of dedicated follower of fashion...


    you see him here
    you see him here
    you see him there
    you see him there
    he's always in the thick of the action
    he wins the ball and then, you wonder where he's gone
    cos he's the one and only holland of the charlton...

    i'll get my coat then...
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,190
    oh yes he is !!

    lol
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    well our normal song goes something like this ...


    Matt Holland
    Woh-o-o-o
    He comes from Lancashire
    He f***ing hates Millwall
    etc.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,190
    Matt Holland
    Woooaah
    He'll skipper our run in
    He f**kin hates chicken
  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
    Matt Holland
    Woooaah
    He's really tough and mean
    But his shorts are always clean!
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,190
    Matt Holland
    Woooaah
    He plays for love, not dosh
    He's polite and speaks posh
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,190
    Matt Holland
    Woooaah
    He don't believe we're fooked
    I've never seen him booked
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,190
    Matt Holland
    Woooaah
    He plays assured and calm
    He hates his next door farm

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  • reserves
    reserves Posts: 795
    Old Matt Holland had a farm E-I-E-I-O...
  • Tavern
    Tavern Posts: 7,692
    Matt Holland
    Woooaah
    He is wonderful
  • Tavern
    Tavern Posts: 7,692
    Matt Holland
    He can read and he can write
    But he cant drive a tractor
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,190
    not 100% sure you've got the hang of this game Tavern...... :-)
  • Tavern
    Tavern Posts: 7,692
    lol
  • northstandsteve
    northstandsteve Posts: 14,366
    got to be old matt holland had a farm thats class
  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
    [cite]Posted By: northstandsteve[/cite]got to be old matt holland had a farm thats class

    Agreed. Let's make it happen.
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    [cite]Posted By: reserves[/cite]Old Matt Holland had a farm E-I-E-I-O...

    quality reserves quality
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    Old Matt Holland had a farm, ee-eye ee-eye oh
    And on that farm he had a chicken but he chopped off its head and sent it to Leeds, ee-eye ee-eye oh
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    [cite]Posted By: reserves[/cite]Old Matt Holland had a farm E-I-E-I-O...
    respect!

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  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
    [cite]Posted By: Salad Spinner[/cite]Old Matt Holland had a farm, ee-eye ee-eye oh
    And on that farm he had a chicken but he chopped off its head and sent it to Leeds, ee-eye ee-eye oh

    Very subtle!
    Can't see Len Glover singing that one!
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    [cite]Posted By: DJ Davey Dave[/cite]Very subtle!
    Can't see Len Glover singing that one!
    You might just be right there!
    (no offence to rk intended of course)
  • northstandsteve
    northstandsteve Posts: 14,366
    remind me of the story behind the song
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,190
    http://www.charltonlife.com/forum/comments.php?DiscussionID=5403&page=1#Item_6
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    To that Spitting Image tune:

    Hold a chicken in the air, stick a tractor up your nose
    Matty Holland's here, to keep you on your toes
    He's all over the grass, he never gets a card
    Keep your farms away, and pretend that he's Gerrard
  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
    [quote][cite]Posted By: Sco[/cite]To that Spitting Image tune:

    Hold a chicken in the air, stick a tractor up your nose
    Matty Holland's here, to keep you on your toes
    He's all over the grass, he never gets a card
    Keep your farms away, and pretend that he's Gerrard[/quote]

    EXCELLENT!!!!!
  • Hillsys Up
    Hillsys Up Posts: 1,109
    When the ball hit's the net
    It's not Bartlett or Bent
    It's Matt Holland......
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    [cite]Posted By: Hillsy's Up[/cite]When the ball hit's the net
    It's not Bartlett or Bent
    It's Matt Holland......

    bravo, thats a good un too lol
  • reserves
    reserves Posts: 795
    Old Matt Holland had a farm E-I-E-I-O
    And on his farm he had some Bents E-I-E-I-O
    With a "Baby Bent" here and a "Big Bent" there
    Here a Bent there a Bent
    Everywhere it's Bent-Bent
    Old Matt Holland had a farm E-I-E-I-O
  • reserves
    reserves Posts: 795
    No takers then ;)

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