Get rid of Parkinson and source Mark Hughes

Great idea.

I hear that Eric Cantona retired a while back too - and I haven't seen him in management yet, so let's get him onboard.

While we're at it, I think Ronaldo only signed a five year deal at Real, if we offer to pay the buy-out clause in his contract, give Real a couple of hundred mil in compensation and pay his wages...

Ah fuck it, I can't even be bothered with sarcasm tonight.