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  • ThreadKiller
    ThreadKiller Posts: 8,620
    'bravo'
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,949
    Tell that to Papa Lazarou!
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    "Fish Sticks" ?
    no...still don't get it.....
  • ThreadKiller
    ThreadKiller Posts: 8,620
    poker tonight, details are in the members only sticky at the top of the board. it's an open event and everyone is invited.

    see you there!
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    Our farther, who farts in heaven,
    hallowed by thy wembley,
    thy kingdom be leather on google earth as in that gay club on compton street.
    Give us this day our christian dailly,
    as we forgive those interupt news confrences to annouce a new manager,
    and lead us not into the temptations but to the 3 degress,
    and deliver us from dodgy arabs pretending to be billionares when if fact they is skint.

    Eamon..
  • PeanutsMolloy
    PeanutsMolloy Posts: 6,705
    If Old Gordy says "zero per cent rise" again I shall get jolly annoyed.
  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    true, but those ski-jumpers are lunatics too
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,949
    (RAH)² (AH)³ + RO (MA + MAMA) + (GA)² + OOH (LA)² = Bad Romance
  • PeanutsMolloy
    PeanutsMolloy Posts: 6,705
    .........................T
  • PeanutsMolloy
    PeanutsMolloy Posts: 6,705
    Tim Martin, the founder and chairman of Wetherspoon, observes that “in the six months ended 25 January 2009, Wetherspoon made profit after tax of £17.3 million. Yet taxes generated were £190 million (this includes: VAT (£79 million); Excise Duty (£53 million); PAYE and National Insurance (£30 million); property taxes (£18 million) and corporation tax (£10 million)). On an annualised basis, this equates to JDW making £50,000 after-tax profit per pub, while generating tax of about £530,000 per pub.”
    Can't imagine why sterling's going down the pan.
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  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    Just do it


    Come back from the toolbox with a win
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/local/london/hi/front_page/newsid_8273000/8273131.stm
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    fucking bollocks
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,145
    edited March 2010
    any of you c***s know the difference between sarcasm and wit??







    ;-)
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    If you can find them maybe you can hire...... the A-Team.... Der Di di der... der der der, der di der, der der der....
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    Sorry.
    it was 1st time logged on after millwall.
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    Seehawk and Denim till we get our club back..... ;-)
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    OI !
    Stop Swearing !!




    (actually I agree with A & L on this one....)
  • Morts-Genius
    Morts-Genius Posts: 967
    anyone enjoy their weekend?
  • PeanutsMolloy
    PeanutsMolloy Posts: 6,705
    oops.............lost count there.......one final, final consonant please..........
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  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,961
    edited March 2010
    what the feck devil is a tinchy stryder?
  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    anyone Know the time in china?
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    Even a broken clock tells the right time twice aday........
    unless its a digital one.
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    Saw paul parker this arvo bu the ship on plumstead common.
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    b66p9x.gif
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,145
    another JT classic.... caught a little bit of that program last night, really sad yet so funny as well
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    I went round to my mum and dads last night to watch the football... we got bored after 30mins so we kicked it to each other....
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    "Oh no....I don't want to have to buy a Batman costume" !
  • Morts-Genius
    Morts-Genius Posts: 967
    First half season ticket me thinks!
  • PeanutsMolloy
    PeanutsMolloy Posts: 6,705
    ......................................R

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