song ideas - to annoy...

Go through every player on the pitch and coaching staff for every verse, to the tune Land of hope and glory..

We've got Alan Pardew, cream of Englishmen, Westham didn't want him, so we gave them Curbishley..

We've got Darrent Bent,
etc

It could go on forever....

Suggestions please, keep it simple.

Or am I having a funny Friday??

Parp!