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ValleyGary
ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
edited April 2010 in Not Sports Related
I've just gone for my afternoon 'Roberto Donadoni' in the toilets at work, and opened the cubicle door to find theres £20 just chilling on the floor. As the toilets are for both public and employee use, it could be anyones.

Would you keep it or hand it in?
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  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,483
    I'd wipe my bum with it!
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,127
    keep it.
  • Somebody has obviously done some Charlie in the cubicle, why else would you get a note out? Keep it.
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,127
    [cite]Posted By: Cordoban Addick[/cite]Somebody has obviously done some Charlie in the cubicle, why else would you get a note out? Keep it.

    In which case they won't even remember losing it! Definitely keep it!
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    edited April 2010
    [cite]Posted By: Cordoban Addick[/cite]Somebody has obviously done some Charlie in the cubicle, why else would you get a note out? Keep it.

    I thought that. I licked the note aswell, so double win for moi.

    Unless he did what Soundas would do.
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    Send to :

    Charlton Atheltic
    Floyd Road
    Charlton
    London
    SE7 8BL
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,001
    Ask who's lost some money when they own up ask them for some of the gear!
  • [cite]Posted By: ValleyGary[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Cordoban Addick[/cite]Somebody has obviously done some Charlie in the cubicle, why else would you get a note out? Keep it.

    I thought that. I licked the note aswell, so double win for moi.

    Unless he did what Soundas would do.

    Was going to suggest licking it. Wasn't there a survey a few years ago that 87% of all UK notes had cocaine traces on them? So probably worth opening your wallet and licking the lot of them.
  • Elthamaddick
    Elthamaddick Posts: 15,818
    no brainer - keep it
  • [cite]Posted By: Plaaayer[/cite]Ask who's lost some money when they own up ask them for some of the gear!

    Off your nuts at work though........... it does not bear thinking about (in my case).
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  • What i wouldn't do is post on a forum that i licked items found on a public toilet floor.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    [cite]Posted By: Cordoban Addick[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Plaaayer[/cite]Ask who's lost some money when they own up ask them for some of the gear!

    Off your nuts at work though........... it does not bear thinking about (in my case).

    sod that. typing at 560 wpm.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    [cite]Posted By: paulbaconsarnie[/cite]What i wouldn't do is post on a forum that i licked items found on a public toilet floor.

    Did i say floor? i meant the pan.
  • Typing????? I would be trying (and failing) to shag everything.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    edited April 2010
    Geezers in my office, so typing is the safer option.

    how has this thread has turned into 'what would you do......on toot.' lol
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,862
    Buy 20 lucky dips on saturday.
    Good fortune begets good fortune.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,234
    buy cakes or even better easter eggs for everyone to thank them for all their support and hard work over the last few months.

    Prepare a little speech about how much you love the company and are looking forward to furthering you career there.

    Make sure the boss is around to hear.
  • johnnybev1987
    johnnybev1987 Posts: 11,412
    i once found £100 at atm before no-one around but me and 3 friends, i refused to accept my part stupidly and let them have my share i really dont know why but my philisophy was not mine in the first place so nothing gained/lost. still looking back dont think ill make the same decision, was a few years ago in the middle of a night out too
  • Ketman
    Ketman Posts: 6,796
    A score will buy you some decent Ket these days :-)
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    Put it on:

    Benfica
    Valencia
    Hamburg
    Southampton


    Turn it into 300.
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  • pilchard
    pilchard Posts: 3,763
    edited April 2010
    finders keepers and all that!
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    It's my bet that you have lost money yourself at sometime, and someone else benfitted from it. Keep it,and next time you find you have dropped a note, don't beat yourself up over losing it, think of the time you found the score.

    It's Karma maaan...
  • pilchard
    pilchard Posts: 3,763
    edited April 2010
    Precisely. Finding a wallet is a different matter but just a note lying around on it's own well.........
    If a scenario came to pass where someone in the workplace was saying they had lost the money in question then I would say "well here it is, I found it whilst I was installing cable"
  • McLovin
    McLovin Posts: 2,307
    I went into the trap at the gym. The lid was down so I popped it open and found it filled to the brim with runny shite. THE BRIM. I can't shake the image. It was like the bog out of Trainspotting. I'd rather have found a score.

    Can't get that rhyming slang. Donadoni? Pony? Is this a double rhyme?
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    [cite]Posted By: McLovin[/cite]

    Can't get that rhyming slang. Donadoni? Pony? Is this a double rhyme?

    Yeah, double rhymes are not cool but i enjoy them immensly.
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,169
    has anyone found a £20 note, i lost it in the toilets of a company i was visiting?
  • [cite]Posted By: McLovin[/cite]I went into the trap at the gym. The lid was down so I popped it open and found it filled to the brim with runny shite. THE BRIM. I can't shake the image. It was like the bog out of Trainspotting. I'd rather have found a score.

    Can't get that rhyming slang. Donadoni? Pony? Is this a double rhyme?

    Did you keep the runny shite, or try to find the owner?
  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    invest the money in the next CL poker tournament
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    Queue up behind a pensioner at the supermarket, and pay their bill for 'em.
  • [cite]Posted By: seth plum[/cite]Queue up behind a pensioner at the supermarket, and pay their bill for 'em.

    Yeah but don't you buy the cigs and lottery cards from a different counter? (ducks for cover).