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northstandsteve
northstandsteve Posts: 14,327
edited May 2010 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
ALL FLIGHTS FROM STANSTEAD AND CITY AIRPORTS WERE CLOSED LAST NIGHT.NATS SAID THE ASH CLOUD ISTN'T A PROBLEM BUT THEY CAN'T RISK FLIGHTS BECAUSE OF THE DANGER TO AIRCRAFT FROM NICKY BAILEY'S PENALTIES.

Feckin comedians

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  • last_line
    last_line Posts: 572
    My brother's wife sent him a text after the game which simply said "I assume you wouldn't let him shag me now!"
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
    Excellent jokes. Made me laugh anyway.
  • Elthamaddick
    Elthamaddick Posts: 15,808
    [cite]Posted By: last_line[/cite]My brother's wife sent him a text after the game which simply said "I assume you wouldn't let him shag me now!"

    brilliant !
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,751
    [cite]Posted By: last_line[/cite]My brother's wife sent him a text after the game which simply said "I assume you wouldn't let him shag me now!"

    Very good!
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,272
    Hmmm, I sense a conspiracy theory brewing. Time to dope test Bailey, and find out if someone's been slipping bromide in his tea or something. If so, question the wives of the fans in the Covered End, to see who took the song a wee bit too seriously, and decided that precautionary measures had to be taken.
  • kimbo
    kimbo Posts: 2,995
    last_line 4 hours ago  quote# 2
    My brother's wife sent him a text after the game which simply said "I assume you wouldn't let him shag me now!"


    Every cloud has a silver lining all I can say is phew!
  • kimbo
    kimbo Posts: 2,995
    last_line 4 hours ago  quote# 2
    My brother's wife sent him a text after the game which simply said "I assume you wouldn't let him shag me now!"


    Every cloud has a silver lining all I can say is phew!

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