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  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,096
    Solly tried to deliver mine, but he couldn't reach the letterbox :-)
  • cafcdan18
    cafcdan18 Posts: 3,664
    Sam was going to deliver mine but walked past a clothes shop and is no longer going to be a postman
    Leon McKenzie was going to deliver mine but met good friend Cory Gibbs on the way after getting a season ending paper cut injury.
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,252
    last season i had thousands of our away support deliver mine to my new house..... this year hardly any of them turned up to deliver it;-(
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    Youga was supposed to deliver mine, but I don't know if I'll get it now he's gone missing. :(
  • LouisMend
    LouisMend Posts: 5,463
    Some old fella was going to deliver mine but there was loads of young lads standing up in his way.
  • Steve Dowman
    Steve Dowman Posts: 2,406
    Parky was going to deliver mine, but the one way system had him in all sorts of trouble and he ran out of time before he could think of a tactical solution to overcome this.
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,287
    [cite]Posted By: seth plum[/cite]Steve Waggott was gonna deliver mine but couldn't find a twenty fith hour in the day to do it.

    Maybe he needs a few more meetings with Louie Spence to find that 25/8 passion.
  • lo fi
    lo fi Posts: 80
    Therry Racon has tried many times to deliver mine, but despite being good at distribution and with some good approach work he hasn't been able to get it to the target yet ...
  • blackheathaddick
    blackheathaddick Posts: 1,405
    Nicky Bailey came to deliver mine but he tripped over a gnome in the garden and he's still rolling around holding the other leg now.
  • leftbehind
    leftbehind Posts: 8,581
    i just cant think of anything funny to say BOOOOOOOOOOO

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  • Ketman
    Ketman Posts: 6,796
    Nicky Bailey came to deliver mine decided to throw it through the letterbox from twelve yards but instead it cleared the roof of the house & landed in next doors garden.
  • Zinedine Bagheri
    Zinedine Bagheri Posts: 527
    Darren Randolph came to deliver mine. He got stuck in two minds and stood frozen halfway between the gate and the front door and just waited for me to come and get it.
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,428
    Rob elliot just delivered mine.
    he was also meant to deliver a flier for a local pizza and kebab place, but he kept that.
    i'll let him off though, he is proper charlton.
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    Nicky forster is delivering mine, I can see him at the top of my road on his zimmer frame he's been making his way along the road since last Tuesday, if he's not here by Friday I might go have a walk to meet him and ask him to hurry it up.
  • Penfolds Perm
    Penfolds Perm Posts: 551
    Paddy Powell's deliviering mine, but I can't get him off my front lawn long enough to post it.
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,428
    afka is gonna deliver everyones.
    he explained a simple delivery timetable yet some people still can't grasp it.
  • Steve Dowman
    Steve Dowman Posts: 2,406
    The ticket office were going to deliver them all, starting with valley gold members first, but the wailing and gnashing of teeth that followed the announcement has led to a change of plan and they were to be delivered based on how many away games fans have attended in the last ten years, midweeks count double (not including friday night games), dependant on the division we were in at the time, then on JPT League Cup and FA cup attendance and age of fan oldest first, then the number of posts on fans views, but the ZXSpectrum database crashed, so delivery will now be entirely random, as in previous years.
  • bibble
    bibble Posts: 1,052
    Pardew didnt deliver!
  • bibble
    bibble Posts: 1,052
    Killer tried to deliver mine, but couldnt get the ticket off Flash, so he punched him on the bugle, they both finished early and I never got my ticket!
  • Steve Dowman
    Steve Dowman Posts: 2,406
    Simon jordan did apply to deliver them as he is at a loose end at the moment, but under the likely terms of his CVA only one 1 of every 100 was expected to be delivered the club declined his kind offer.

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  • Steve Dowman
    Steve Dowman Posts: 2,406
    The club did seek the services of the north upper catering outlets to see if they could help out, but they couldn't be arsed and full delivery was not likely to be completed before the start of the season.


    The 2027/28 season.
  • dabos
    dabos Posts: 2,715
    The cleaning supervisor was supposed to deliver mine, but he kept getting urgent calls over the tannoy system at The Valley.
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    Afka is delivering them to everyone, him and six mates are heading out any second now... HI HO........

    Plaayer nearly deliverd mine , but id just washed and polished my front door so he was just stood there admiring his latest rascal outfit...
  • Dave Rudd
    Dave Rudd Posts: 2,875
    An un-named heroic member of the Commercial Centre delivered mine, during her own time and without having had a 'comfort break' for over eight hours.

    Steve Waggott was not involved.
  • johnnybev1987
    johnnybev1987 Posts: 11,443
    lloyd sam delivered mine with a smile :o)

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