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Things which don't seem to have a name

Dave Rudd
Dave Rudd Posts: 2,865
edited June 2010 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Might just be my ignorance, but here are two to get us started:

1) Those little circular bits of paper that are produced when you use a hole punch

2) Those curled-up paper things you blow at parties (ooer!) which unravel and make a pathetic squeaky duck-call sound

Are there others?

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  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,222
    [cite]Posted By: Dave Rudd[/cite]Might just be my ignorance, but here are two to get us started:
    2) Those things you blow at parties (ooer!) which unravel and make a pathetic squeaky duck-call sound

    Party Blowers?
  • ThreadKiller
    ThreadKiller Posts: 8,620
    [cite]Posted By: Dave Rudd[/cite]1) Those little circular bits of paper that are produced when you use a hole punch

    umbrella fillers?
  • Dave Rudd
    Dave Rudd Posts: 2,865
    [quote][cite]Posted By: UP...THE...ADDICKS[/cite][quote][cite]Posted By: Dave Rudd[/cite]Might just be my ignorance, but here are two to get us started:
    2) Those things you blow at parties (ooer!) which unravel and make a pathetic squeaky duck-call sound[/quote]

    Party Blowers?[/quote]

    You see ... I've heard that. But it doesn't work for me. The blower has to be the person on the end of it, doesn't it?

    Party Blowee maybe.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
    isn't 1. called a chad?

    Was much in the news when Bush stole the US election.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    Those little handle pull down thingys that are on the inside of a car, you hang shirts on them.
  • Dave Rudd
    Dave Rudd Posts: 2,865
    edited June 2010
    [quote][cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]isn't 1. called a chad?

    Was much in the news when Bush stole the US election.[/quote]

    I make you right, Henry, and I doff my cap in your general direction.

    http://www.macmillandictionary.com/buzzword/entries/chad.html
  • [cite]Posted By: ValleyGary[/cite]Those little handle pull down thingys that are on the inside of a car, you hang shirts on them.

    Clothes hook?
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    edited June 2010
    [cite]Posted By: Chris_from_Sidcup[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: ValleyGary[/cite]Those little handle pull down thingys that are on the inside of a car, you hang shirts on them.

    Clothes hook?

    Possibly, but the clothes dont technically hook onto the thingy, the coat hanger does. Hanger hook?

    EDIT: Please dont answer this....i think its the most boring thing ive ever written. My girlfriend is a lucky lucky lady.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]isn't 1. called a chad?

    Was much in the news when Bush stole the US election.

    Surely George Bush jnr didn't cheat his way to the US presidency?

    Surely all votes from black voters were included?

    Surely his brother didn't deliberately miscount the votes in his Florida constituency?

    Surely corruption of this level couldn't possibly happen in the United States?
  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    [cite]Posted By: Oggy Red[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]isn't 1. called a chad?

    Was much in the news when Bush stole the US election.

    Surely George Bush jnr didn't cheat his way to the US presidency?

    Surely all votes from black voters were included?

    Surely his brother didn't deliberately miscount the votes in his Florida constituency?

    Surely corruption of this level couldn't possibly happen in the United States?
    I think that's called chud....
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  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    I don't know why, but I always called 2 a party streamer. A search on google images tells me I was wrong. Party blower seems the most correct.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    Well I always thought a Party Blower was a girl that's not very fussy.

    What the name for a person that is expected to answer a question - a questionee?
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,555
    someone who plays up front for Charlton but doesn't know where the goal is ? What are they called ?
  • GNelson
    GNelson Posts: 564
    [cite]Posted By: LargeAddick[/cite]someone who plays up front for Charlton but doesn't know where the goal is ? What are they called ?

    i've heard them called lots of things in the north upper, but don't think i can repeat them here
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,222
    [cite]Posted By: LargeAddick[/cite]someone who plays up front for Charlton but doesn't know where the goal is ? What are they called ?

    Theyre called anyone whos played up front for us since darren bent
  • johnnybev1987
    johnnybev1987 Posts: 11,410
    [cite]Posted By: Stig[/cite]Well I always thought a Party Blower was a girl that's not very fussy.

    What the name for a person that is expected to answer a question - a questionee?

    question answerer, simples ;o)
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,832
    [cite]Posted By: johnnybev1987[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Stig[/cite]Well I always thought a Party Blower was a girl that's not very fussy.

    What the name for a person that is expected to answer a question - a questionee?

    question answerer, simples ;o)

    Respondee
  • johnnybev1987
    johnnybev1987 Posts: 11,410
    [cite]Posted By: MrOneLung[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: johnnybev1987[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Stig[/cite]Well I always thought a Party Blower was a girl that's not very fussy.

    What the name for a person that is expected to answer a question - a questionee?

    question answerer, simples ;o)

    Respondee

    mr smarty pants! ;o)
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
    What is the little crease in your up lip under your nose called?
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,832
    Is it something like a filtrum?
    As in: John Major has a particlularly noticeable filtrum
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  • Dave Rudd
    Dave Rudd Posts: 2,865
    Can't believe that no-one has done a 'Reg Smeeton' yet.
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,435
    What about that gunk that gets on the feet of your computer mouse? Not the fluffy stuff that used to get inside the old trackball mice, but the stuff that accumulates on and sticks to the tiny rubber feet of the mouse. That needs a specific name.
  • Southendaddick
    Southendaddick Posts: 5,314
    Its called gunk mate
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    the streets that U2 sing about
    the time gap between thunder and lightning
    people with plastic flags on their cars for a couple of months
    the emotion felt by a scapegoater when a scapegoat has a successful and totally unscapegoatable game
    the synchronised yet independent standing up to leave of hundreds of East Standers, sometime between 4:35 and 4:44
  • johnnybev1987
    johnnybev1987 Posts: 11,410
    [cite]Posted By: Salad[/cite]
    people with plastic flags on their cars for a couple of months

    plastic fan
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,982
    [cite]Posted By: MrOneLung[/cite]Is it something like a filtrum?
    As in: John Major has a particlularly noticeable filtrum


    No, the filtrum is the bit at the bottom of your nose.

    As in "hello I'm Daniella Westbrook my filtrum disappeared due to the amount of coke I used to sniff" .
  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    [cite]Posted By: Covered End[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: MrOneLung[/cite]Is it something like a filtrum?
    As in: John Major has a particlularly noticeable filtrum


    No, the filtrum is the bit at the bottom of your nose.

    As in "hello I'm Daniella Westbrook my filtrum disappeared due to the amount of coke I used to sniff" .
    It's called a Philtrum Dimple...
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    What is the name of those rumoured little metal things that have Charlton Life on them and are attached to your clothing with a pin ?
  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,767
    Douglas Adams dealt with this years ago by attaching strange british place names to unnamed things.
    My favourites were, if I recall correctly;
    A fart in the bath: "Brompton"
    That sticky nasal discharge thats too thick to be snot, but not solid enough to be a bogey: "Skegness".

    Douglas Adams: comedy genius. Sorely missed.

    The Meaning of Liff