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guinnessaddick
guinnessaddick Posts: 28,594
edited June 2010 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
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  • leftbehind
    leftbehind Posts: 8,581
    The England Squad fly into Glasgow Airport today to a heroes welcome
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,594
    & Another
  • leftbehind
    leftbehind Posts: 8,581
    Oh dear Another just come through on teh text when i added this one

    Weather forcast
    Make the most of the good weather its due to end within the week theres a shower of shit coming in from South Africa
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,594
    In the jungle, the African jungle, 3 Lions sleep tonight, 'Cause in the morning, the early morning, they have to catch a flight.... no win away, no win away, no win away, no win away . . . . .oo,oo-oo,oo-oo, ha,ha,ha,ha-ha...!
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
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  • F-Blocker
    F-Blocker Posts: 3,409
    I was in Tesco looking for OXO cubes. I saw beef, chicken, lamb, vegetable and England.
    So I said to the assistant "what's the England?" and he replied "it's new out, it's the laughing stock!"


    England are changing their shirts. The 3 lions will be replaced with 3 tampons to repersent the worst fucking period they've ever had.
  • QatarNapsy
    QatarNapsy Posts: 998
    David Blaine was said to be in tears today as his record of doing f**k all in a box for 42 days has been beaten by Wayne Rooney
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    A weather warning for severe flash floods in the North of England has been issued as 5 million scots piss themselves laughing!
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3032764/Virals-mock-Englands-losers.html
  • D_F_T
    D_F_T Posts: 1,154
    The Republic Of Ireland have offered Englands beleagured team the opportunity to tour Dublin in an open top bus.

    An Irish spokesman said...'they are probably worried about the reception they will get from the English public but they are guaranteed a heroes welcome here"
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  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    Severe Weather Warning...

    Stay indoors tonight and keep all windows closed as there will be a shower of shit flying over England sometime soon.
  • Ooh Itsa Corner
    Ooh Itsa Corner Posts: 59
    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Well, according to FIFA, it didn't...

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