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Really bad experience - personal

mendonca
mendonca Posts: 9,419
edited June 2010 in Other Football and Sports
Morning,

I have been told that I look similar to Ashley Cole by five different females times now over the past six months. Despite the usual, "no I effin" don't, I almost fell off my chair when they told me that "it's a good thing/fing." Now is the time that I need to have a long hard look at myself, do I grow my hair or do I use a skin whitening cream. I need to do something. Any advice?

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  • Cordoban Addick
    Cordoban Addick Posts: 5,448
    Take some pictures of yourself with your mobile and then let us have a look for you. We could then confirm if you are developing any character traits.
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,235
    If its Ashley surely he has to take semi naked pictures of himself in little white pants and post on here... and be careful where you put that phone after!
  • Essex_Al
    Essex_Al Posts: 3,585
    Shag em all!!!!!
  • Cordoban Addick
    Cordoban Addick Posts: 5,448
    [quote][cite]Posted By: Curb_It[/cite]If its Ashley surely he has to take semi naked pictures of himself in little white pants and post on here... and be careful where you put that phone after![/quote]

    CURBS!!!!! I was giving people the opportunity to establish a thought process which woud lead them to that conclusion.
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,235
    ha yes i see now.

    Come on Ashley... show us girls.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,008
    [cite]Posted By: Essex_Al[/cite]Shag em all!!!!!

    best advice on here.
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    I actually think i know who you are now you've said that.

    Do you go to away games reguarly...?
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,962
    [cite]Posted By: mendonca[/cite]Any advice?


    Yeah, score a hatrick for us at Wembley.
  • mendonca
    mendonca Posts: 9,419
    edited June 2010
    No - I don't go to many of our away games. I keep myself in hiding nowadays.
  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845
    [cite]Posted By: mendonca[/cite]No - I don't go to many of our away games. I keep myself in hiding nowadays.

    Why? If I was you I'd be spending all my time in nightclubs telling the ladies I am Ashley Cole!

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  • Cordoban Addick
    Cordoban Addick Posts: 5,448
    Have you unexpectedly had a "holiday" cut short recently? Have you been staying in luxury resort but found yourself a little Boered?
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,962
    [cite]Posted By: Cordoban Addick[/cite]Have you unexpectedly had a "holiday" cut short recently? Have you been staying in luxury resort but found yourself a little Boered?

    His mates have come home, but he was left back there.
  • KBslittlesis
    KBslittlesis Posts: 8,652
    After seeing the front page of the sun this morning i'd be growing a beard & some dreadlocks, sharpish!

    But can we have the pics first ;-)
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    Not who i thought then.

    There is a Ashley Cole lookalike that does go.
  • mendonca
    mendonca Posts: 9,419
    [quote][cite]Posted By: Saga Lout[/cite][quote][cite]Posted By: mendonca[/cite]No - I don't go to many of our away games. I keep myself in hiding nowadays.[/quote]

    Why? If I was you I'd be spending all my time in nightclubs telling the ladies I am Ashley Cole![/quote]

    That's a good idea - a bit of practice with the innits and you know what i mean hey bruv and I'm going to try that!
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,962
    [cite]Posted By: JT[/cite]That's a good idea - a bit of practice with the innits and you know what i mean hey bruv and I'm going to try that!

    And you could always sign up with an agency, and get paid to do look alike stuff.

    It's not that you'd have to be very bright.
  • addick1965
    addick1965 Posts: 5,092
    I look like a cross between Uncle Fester from the adams family and Shrek and you think you've got problems!!
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,962
    [cite]Posted By: addick1965[/cite]I look like a cross between Uncle Fester from the adams family

    So "that" song they sing is all about you ....?

    ;o)
  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845
    [cite]Posted By: addick1965[/cite]I look like a cross between Uncle Fester from the adams family and Shrek and you think you've got problems!!

    Wayne Rooney lookalike?
  • addick1965
    addick1965 Posts: 5,092
    [cite]Posted By: Saga Lout[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: addick1965[/cite]I look like a cross between Uncle Fester from the adams family and Shrek and you think you've got problems!!

    Wayne Rooney lookalike?

    No just an ugly git..

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  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    Oggy your quoting has a lot to be worked on ;-)
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,962
    [cite]Posted By: Curb_It[/cite]ha yes i see now.

    Come on Ashley... show us girls.

    I think Curb_It's still waiting for your pictures, Mendonca.

    You know how she likes them? ......see her pictures of Frazer Richardson, for example.

    ;o)
  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    [cite]Posted By: mendonca[/cite]Morning,

    I have been told that I look similar to Ashley Cole by five different females times now over the past six months. Despite the usual, "no I effin" don't, I almost fell off my chair when they told me that "it's a good thing/fing." Now is the time that I need to have a long hard look at myself, do I grow my hair or do I use a skin whitening cream. I need to do something. Any advice?
    Anyone that called me a flash arrogant bastard and shite footballer would get a smack in the mouth...

    And why is everyone asking for pictures of you for, surely we should asking about these five tarts that are obviously gagging for it...

    What do these birds look like, got any nude photos of them..?

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